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so joe and i are taking shao lin kung fu lessons. that should be interesting.

"you think you'd have a heartattack if you bungee-jumped on acid?"

things in oregon are great...better than great....i mean... fucking......yea. its going quite well.

only thing that blows is my period. i just started today and have been noticing wicked bad pms symptoms throughout the last two weeks, the worst i've ever had. the mood swings, depression, out-of-wack diet, etc. according to joe's all your health ( Read more... )

 after eight grueling days on the road, we finally made it to oregon. things up here are nice. cold. wet. but it's still sunny.

i took a shit ton of pictures during the trip. some stops made along the way were new orleans, grand canyon, and area 51.

draw a line across my name from the single list

this bitch is taken

draw a line across my names from the single list

this bitch is taken

i can't believe i contributed $2.34 for a fucking MEDIUM orange juice to the satanic force we come to know as mcdonald's. the funny thing is, this "medium" is literally 4.5" tall! (yes, i had to measure it in disgust). this is florida, man! you shouldn't charge that much for an orange juice. that's like charging a gazillion dollars for an ounce of ( Read more... )

as expected, puerto rico was an endless pot of adventurous rice and beans. i took a shitload of pictures so i'll post 'em as soon as dianasaurus gets of the computerock. 

i'll be in puerto rico for the next two days, if you want souvenirs/wicked cheap alcohol, i.e., jack daniels whiskey for EIGHT FUCKING DOLLARS, post back/call/text me. diana is coming here tomorrow night. it's going to be a fucking blast.