[Audio, backdated to the evening of the 23rd]

[fedorafan]

Right...for anyone who cares I'm home...I missed you all very much I promise.

Has anyone seen Pico? If not I'll need an escort to the primary village.

Oh...Jungle Karma Pizza is closing at six on Christmas Eve and won't be open again till the 26th. Enjoy your holidays, have some Chinese food.

For the rest of you, what'd I miss while I was gone?

Comments

[green_chosen]

...! Noir! You idiot. I was worried.

[fedorafan]

Sorry, I didn't exactly plan such a dramatic exit.

[green_chosen]

... Nothing's ever easy for you, is it? You can never just have a quiet way of doing things, can you?

What happened?

[fedorafan]

Not for lack of trying, I'd have taken you home with me if I could...well except I didn't go straight home.

So somehow all these hostiles showed up and kicked me around like a hackey sack for like half an hour, then the Calvary showed up. I fought ADR-01 and knocked her off tetha but she took me with her and stabbed me.

So I died and got sent to hell...or was sent home or something but I was in hell...and thank god most of my memories of that are restricted to nightmares.

Tiffany saved me and tried to bail me out with Yuna...you know the girl I had a crush on who killed me before I got here.

The girls got their wires crossed and we ended up in another universe where I was dead and that universes Raven...I guess...put my recently liberated soul in the body of that universe's dead Noir.

So we got back to our universe...had some more adventures that make me sick to even think about, and eventually my old man started claiming I was a fake.

They dug up my grave and low and behold...my body was still in there.

[arc_saver]

Mendetta-san, I was hoping I could ask you some questions about the day you were attacked...

[fedorafan]

Huh? Alright sure. Just bare with me, it may have only been a week here but for me it was months ago.

[arc_saver]

Well, can you tell us who it was that attacked you? We've only positively identified Gluttony and ADR-01.

[fedorafan]

Yeah those two were there...The Lord of Terror was there too. Also some Random Black Plotmon...and that pink robot chick Teto, the one who was demon sealed and attacked me once back in...*Checks his previous posts* November.