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- 14:45 I CANNOT FIGURE OUT THIS NASAL SPRAY, JESUS H. #
- 19:11 jess re: sweet potato porn ad - "i just pulled you out of one hole, and now i'm going to put you into another." #
- 21:00 @ havetoexplode god wants you naked - trufax #
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I ARE TWEET:
- 13:10 taking jess to the doctor's. she worries about pandemics, but i've promised to bite my own arm off if she has swine flu. dorkery abounds! #
- 17:53 @ havetoexplode because you are THE PALEST PALE KID #
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I ARE TWEET:
- 22:13 @ dumbandblind HELP #
- 22:17 @ dumbandblind JESSE IS MOLESTING ME. RAMPANTLY. #
- 22:19 @ havetoexplode IT IS NOT LESS RAMPANT SHE IS GOING WITH "MOAR RAMPANT" AHHHHHH #
- 22:28 @ havetoexplode mother was yelling; molestation has ceased. #
- 22:37 @ havetoexplode well that is no good! #
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I ARE TWEET:
- 14:25 getting ready for partying. booze gummy bears. won't get drunk though, because dinner with jesse's family! what! #
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- 06:31 going to niagara falls. they will be loud enough to burst my eardrums maybe. pilot and ant, flying the coop. #
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- 12:29 it is almost tea time. mad hatters' tea party. (there is more than one hatter here.) #
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- 08:37 making breakfast for my bff then some tidying. double check bus schedules. le sigh, i need to not go to bed past 5 am. #
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