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[itwasmyland1st]

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[thunder_y]

Ah! What is this monster!!

*throwing thunderbolts at you*

[itwasmyland1st]

[stung by thunderbolts]

[looks around until it spies the bitty being that has decided to attempt zap it. Bah! A human! It glares fiercely and screeches angrily]

GYAAAAAAOHHHHHHHHHHH!

[thunder_y]

GRAAAARGH

*fire attacks*

[rdmajere]

Stand back, young lady. Let us handle this! For Crimea!

*haplessly wave steel lance in the classical Crimean foot-soldier mook way*

[pestiferously]

Geez, what's this thing's problem?

[itwasmyland1st]

[Problem? What insolence! A member of the race that had exiled it from its very own home and the thing wants to know what its problem is?]

GYAAAAAAAAOOOOOOHHHH!

[stamps its feet angrily, spewing smoke, kind of like its having a tantrum]

[allegedmerchant]

...

This has to be some sort of joke.

*certainly hopes no one expects him to deal with this :/*

[itwasmyland1st]

[This human doesn't seem much like the others. What's wrong with it? Isn't it scared or awed by its presence?]

[Leans down and sniffs at Rennac, great, whiffling sniffs.]

[allegedmerchant]

Ugh. *backsteps*

Let me guess: you're bent on razing this continent to the ground.

[itwasmyland1st]

[Follows with its head. What a curious human. He needs to stop moving so it can get a better smell of him. He's not afraid in the slightest. Maybe it should do something to impress or frighten it.]

[Almost in answer to the human's question]

GYYYYYYAAAAAAOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Right in Rennac's face]

[greenlance]

W-what's this? How did a dragon get here?

[itwasmyland1st]

GYYYYAAAAOOOOOOOH!

[How did it get here? The nerve! A human thinking it had right of location over its own! Nevermind the confusion over where 'here' actually is]

[greenlance]

Ahh! *takes several steps backwards; he wishes he had his lance, but right now he has nothing, nothing at all. He's not sure what he can do*

[itwasmyland1st]

[The dragon is smug. It made an impression on this one. It's amused and decides to have some fun with this human. It lurches forward and pushes him down with his snout.]