*not perturbed in the least*

[king_ashnard]

Hah!  It appears as though whatever gods above can't decide whether they want me dead or not.  I even have my sword with me, though my mount is gone.

Hm...  I'm not quite sure where I am, but there are soldiers and there is a large dragon.  Ah, this is much better than wherever I've been lately!

(OOC: New at rp
(EDIT: OOC: Oh yeah.  Just for kicks,

Comments

[lovelyeirika]

[he looks eeeeevil]
You arrived very recently, it seems. Please state your name and intentions.

[king_ashnard]

[Hah! I saw that!]

If you are unaware of my identity even after observing my attire, it would probably be best to drop the titles. My name is Ashnard, and before I "state my intentions" here, I would like to know where "here" is.

[lovelyeirika]

Here is the Unknown Continent. A land unknown even to those living here for months. And I do not recognize your attire.
I am Princess Eirika of Renais ...sir Ashnard?

[king_ashnard]

Not Tellius, eh? This will be quite interesting... I suppose I'll be here for a while, at any rate. Well, Princess Eirika of Renais, I am pleased to make your acquiantance. It's been a while since one has called me by the title of "sir", heh heh.

[Born into your rank? I wonder, are you worthy of your high standing?]

[perfectmage]

Of course. Because dragons are very impressive.

[king_ashnard]

How true this is! I used to have quite a wyvern, hehe...

[perfectmage]

Wyverns, too. Such interesting beings!

[king_ashnard]

I cannot agree more. Far more interesting than many humans...

[rdmajere]

Mad King Ashnard.

[Gah!! And there was no one around to take him on, too. Looks like it's just me...]

[[stumbling for a moment, the soldier charged forward, noting that perhaps, the earlier petition to Queen Elincia for larger weapons might have been a good idea...]]

FOR CRIMEA! FOR VICTORY!

((OOC: I have wanted to use that line for a very, very long time. XD))

[king_ashnard]

...

...

Buahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh, this is just precious! Come on, try me!

(OOC: LOL.)

[rdmajere]

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Pokes]

((OOC: Sir Bob (See other post elsewhere here) gains all the strengths and drawbacks of a generic mook. Please go right ahead and beat him up, but be aware that conservation of ninjitsu may apply))

[king_ashnard]

Ahahahaha! You can at least try to aim for someplace other than my armor! You're not even worth the effort it takes to swing my blade.

[[sheathes sword]]

[[FALCON PAWNCH]]

((OOC: Went and read it, lol. Will do))

[elwind_sage]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before you appeared.

Some people should really stay dead.

[king_ashnard]

Hah! How gratuitously unkind of you--- Hm?

Boy, what are you wearing?

[elwind_sage]

((He doesn't realize you know who he is.))

Since when do you care about fashion, Mad King?

[king_ashnard]

((For more kicks, I found an awesome portrait of what he thinks Soren should be wearing))

If you are worthy of a royal title, you may as well look the part, boy. What's the problem with that?

[queen_ammy_chan]

You bastard! I KNEW you weren't really dead! *brandishes a frying pan*

((The only difference between her and the usual Almedha is a drinking problem and a tendency to act like Britney Spears...actually, I've considered playing her as canon Almedha.))

[king_ashnard]

Ahaha! Dragon woman, did you honestly believe I would leave you forever?

[Never mind that I did...]

No need to be so aggressive, eh? You know how abusive I can be, if I want...