this is for maruta

[mostsaintly]

*somehow catches the entire forest on fire ?!?!*

*no he was not trying to burn out the Baels shut up*

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[needdirections]

[A strange sound is coming from the distance.]

CLANK, CLANK, CLANK, WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO

[mostsaintly]

*oh good it sounds like a competent person is nearby*

[needdirections]

FEAR NOT, CITIZENS OF THIS!

I, GENERAL WALLACE, WILL LAY LOW THE FOE!

[Is carrying metal buckets full of water that clang against his armor as he runs.]

ahahaha oh my god what are you doing

[perfectmage]

[ That's one burning forest alright, also hi I'm always nearby. ]

What did you do that for, Artur?

[mostsaintly]

*dead-eyed*

I-It's not like I meant to! There were just a lot of spiders, s-so...

...

I suppose my lapse of judgment can be blamed on my phobia...

[perfectmage]

You have begun violently murdering every spider you come across? I could have burned them for you, without even touching the forest.

[mostsaintly]

N-No! Just the big ones!

Haven't you noticed the amount of spiders here recently? I can't seem to get rid of them otherwise.

it amuses me so whenever this thing revives itself

[dewiniaid]

What is going on here.

[mostsaintly]

U-Um! Nothing too serious or catastrophic!

*stands futilely in front of the billowing smoke and flames*

See? It's entirely under control.

[dewiniaid]

Is it, then.

You have an odd definition of "control," Brother Artur. I would like to borrow the dictionary that defines it as such.

[mostsaintly]

I...

W-Well! It seems in control to me!

Just not my control...

[king_ashnard]

Oh dear. Who has gone and set the forest on fire?

Fun.

[mostsaintly]

I... certainly don't know!