A Word With (Sam Win)Chester
A Word With (Sam Win)Chester
The Players:
Sock Puppet Dean, at microphone
Sock Puppet Sam
DEAN: Okay, today we're gonna talk about Dad and Vengeance. Hi, Sam.
SAM: (Unfocused, possibly following pretty trails with his eyes) Hi.
DEAN: Let's talk about Dad, first. What would you like to share about Dad?
SAM: Dad like-- whose Dad? Yours or-- mine or-- someone else's.
DEAN: Heh. Um... We're brothers, Sam. Our Dad. We have the same Dad.
SAM: I have a brother!
DEAN: I know, Sam, I --
SAM: He's probably-- probably got a Dad.
DEAN: Sam, I'm your brother. We've got the same Dad.
SAM: I noticed something strange about you
DEAN: And what's that, Sam?
SAM: You're kind of funny-looking.
DEAN: Alright, alright, so. Our Dad's missing. Right, Sam? He's missing.
SAM: Dad's missing what-- missing his -- his keys?
DEAN: No, Sam, our father is missing like he's gone missing.
SAM: Dude. Where'd he go?
DEAN: I don't know. That's why we have to try to find him.
SAM: When we find him we can, like, ask him where he is.
DEAN: Right... Moving right along to our other topic with Sam, today, which is Vengeance... So, Sam, so when we find the thing that killed Mom--
SAM: I'll punch it.
DEAN: You'll punch-- you'll punch it? Like with your fists?
SAM: (Long pause)
DEAN: Sam?
SAM: It's on the ceiling.
DEAN: Right! The thing that killed Mom is on the ceiling. How we gonna take it out when we catch it?
SAM: I'll use firearms.
DEAN: Good. That's a good idea. Firearms. I've got plenty of firearms in the trunk.
SAM: C-- Can I use some of your firearms? Be a pal and kick me some of them big guns, Baby.
DEAN: Sam, we travel together. I'm your brother.
SAM: My brother's a little retarded. You gotta be-- gotta be tolerant.
DEAN: Re-- Retarded?! Where do you even get this stuff?
SAM: Yeah. He's insane.
DEAN: Insane.
SAM: But I'm sane. I got the sane genes. Sane in the membrane.
DEAN: Right.
SAM: I can move things with the power of my mind.
DEAN: Okay, I think we're out of time for today. Go ahead and get in the car, Buddy.
SAM: Heh-- have you noticed Dad hasn't been around lately? Dean?
DEAN: Just get in the car.
The Players:
Sock Puppet Dean, at microphone
Sock Puppet Sam
DEAN: Okay, today we're gonna talk about Dad and Vengeance. Hi, Sam.
SAM: (Unfocused, possibly following pretty trails with his eyes) Hi.
DEAN: Let's talk about Dad, first. What would you like to share about Dad?
SAM: Dad like-- whose Dad? Yours or-- mine or-- someone else's.
DEAN: Heh. Um... We're brothers, Sam. Our Dad. We have the same Dad.
SAM: I have a brother!
DEAN: I know, Sam, I --
SAM: He's probably-- probably got a Dad.
DEAN: Sam, I'm your brother. We've got the same Dad.
SAM: I noticed something strange about you
DEAN: And what's that, Sam?
SAM: You're kind of funny-looking.
DEAN: Alright, alright, so. Our Dad's missing. Right, Sam? He's missing.
SAM: Dad's missing what-- missing his -- his keys?
DEAN: No, Sam, our father is missing like he's gone missing.
SAM: Dude. Where'd he go?
DEAN: I don't know. That's why we have to try to find him.
SAM: When we find him we can, like, ask him where he is.
DEAN: Right... Moving right along to our other topic with Sam, today, which is Vengeance... So, Sam, so when we find the thing that killed Mom--
SAM: I'll punch it.
DEAN: You'll punch-- you'll punch it? Like with your fists?
SAM: (Long pause)
DEAN: Sam?
SAM: It's on the ceiling.
DEAN: Right! The thing that killed Mom is on the ceiling. How we gonna take it out when we catch it?
SAM: I'll use firearms.
DEAN: Good. That's a good idea. Firearms. I've got plenty of firearms in the trunk.
SAM: C-- Can I use some of your firearms? Be a pal and kick me some of them big guns, Baby.
DEAN: Sam, we travel together. I'm your brother.
SAM: My brother's a little retarded. You gotta be-- gotta be tolerant.
DEAN: Re-- Retarded?! Where do you even get this stuff?
SAM: Yeah. He's insane.
DEAN: Insane.
SAM: But I'm sane. I got the sane genes. Sane in the membrane.
DEAN: Right.
SAM: I can move things with the power of my mind.
DEAN: Okay, I think we're out of time for today. Go ahead and get in the car, Buddy.
SAM: Heh-- have you noticed Dad hasn't been around lately? Dean?
DEAN: Just get in the car.