Debut.

[feedthegreed]

Standin' starkers in the middle of a snow drift, you start to wonder how it is a good, ne'er-do-wrong sort of bloke like yourself got into this sort o' situation, yeah? Well, I'll tell you how: Mickey Bricks. 'Course it's Mickey's fault. If he'd just ceded to the better man - i.e. yours truly - none of this would've happened. But no. Oh, no. Mickey

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[ash_threesocks]

Ash has been off on his own, mostly for the fags, seeing as he's not supposed to be smoking anymore as Waters (filth of toxins and all), so he's had to find tiny little spaces in the woods in order to sneak a smoke in, mouthwash in his pocket to get the smell away.

The screaming and yelling is all too familiar and before he can even help it, Ash is rolling his eyes and muttering, "Danny," under his breath, like it's a reflex.

Wait. Danny?

He's moving as fast as he can, composing himself as he gets to the trees and oh good lord, but the man's stark naked yet once more. He doesn't say a word as he gets closer, just arches an eyebrow.

No use giving away the con when he's not sure yet.

[feedthegreed]

So there I am, standin' in the middle of the snow and who pops his head in but Ash, all calm or wha'ever.

"Oi, what's all this, then?!" I ask, keepin' one hand firmly over the gents as I gesture madly at the bleedin' snow.

[ash_threesocks]

It's really getting terribly hard not to laugh at the whole thing, but Ash needs to make sure. No use in blowing his cover. "Who's asking?" he demands, accent thick as ever and there's a slight nod that says Danny will understand that he's got a con underway.

[feedthegreed]

Normally I'd be a bit more level-headed about this, yeah? Y'hear an accent like that comin' out of your fellow grifter's mouth and you might be inclined to think that maybe, just maybe, there's a con goin' on. 'Cept I don't exactly see anyone here for the connin', so unless we've gotten so good as to con invisible marks, Ash here's just takin' the piss.

"Do you see anyone else?!" I demand. "C'mon, Ash, I'm freezin' out here. You lot can have your laugh la'er when I'm not standin' starkers in the bleedin' snow!"