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[feelgoodgunman]

ATTENTION, CIITIZENS OF SANZENSEKAI.

Your cowboy has an announcement:

Pancakes-now stay with me on this one, pancakes...are *twice* as good after make-up sex. -nods- It's perfectly true! ♥

And now that I've embarrassed the hell out of Tidus for the week or so..~

Ranyl! Where are we gonna meet? So I can take you out to the sex club 7th Heaven? :

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[scented_dark]

...I'm glad things have managed to work themselves out.

*ignores strikethru*

*slightly surprised* No, I... can't say that I have.

[feelgoodgunman]

They didn't 'work themselves out'. I'm not stupid. It was you, and Kuja. So, thank you.

-grins-

Aww, dammit! It was a really nice one too... ._.
If the mailman jacked it, I am going to be pissed T~T

But that's something you don't see every day.
What's with all the surprise?

[scented_dark]

*raises eyebrow* I don't see what I had to do with it. There's no reason to thank me.

*glares* And what, exactly, do you find so amusing?

Well, with all the holiday traffic, it's quite possible that some packages were simply mislabeled or something of that nature. I doubt anything horrible has happened to it.

...Never mind. It's not important.

[feelgoodgunman]

There is too D= Stop being so modest. You know how that works, right? I say 'Oh, thank you Zexy!' and you go 'It's groovy.' ....or maybe just 'You're welcome' ^_~

-attempts to stifle grin- Nothing~. ♥

Bastards...-sighs- Ah well. Maybe it'll just be...you know...extremely late -____-;

Is that so? -stops for a second-
...Are you embarrassed? ^Oo^

[ninjastar_gaze]

... it's a boy. I think.

That's what Aerith told me, but I really don't know how to check.

[feelgoodgunman]

a boy!?

Awww ^n.n^

Doesn't matter. He sounds adorable :3

[ninjastar_gaze]

Yeah... he picked the name himself. Though... he is kind of girlish. He eats flowers, for Shiva's sake. Oh well, he's a sweetheart. You've got to meet him. I just hope he doesn't bite you. When I went to the flower shop to get some flowers for him, the shop owner tried to pet him and almost got his finger cut clean off. Should I be worried?

But seriously, Irvine, how do you tell if a chocobo's masculine or feminine? ¬.¬

[feelgoodgunman]

Well that's just because he was with Aerith, right? I mean, we'd probably end up eating flowers too, if we were around her as babies. ._.;

Yes. Yes I must. ♥
Er...maybe a little? Maybe he's just...protective? >>;

I don't know how everyone else does it...I was just around them when I was younger, so I got used to looking and sometimes being able to tell... ._.; Maybe you should ask a breeder?

[interwebgeek]

Um... W-would she w-want to come?

And... yes, we can go to Seventh Heaven. I'll try to have an open mind, okay?

Are we going tonight? I could meet you at your place, like before?

[feelgoodgunman]

-shrugs- As long as she doesn't have to work.

Heh, good ♥ It'll be fun! Promise.

Yeah ^__^ Just come on over when you're ready, and we can head over.

I've got your present too!

[interwebgeek]

*shakes head, but has learned to trust Irvine enough to not argue*

Okay. At least I'll be getting out! And... truth be told, I do seem to have fun when I'm around you. I think you're infectious. *nods wisely*

Er, okay. I don't take long to get ready. Even on my birthday. ...But I'll give you time to get ready. *giggles* An hour... and a half?

Um... yay? *tries to be excited*

[feelgoodgunman]

-grins-

Yes, getting out is good! I'm like a disease! Except...you know. I don't sting and make you sick...

Hey! What are you implying!? I'll only need an hour! ...but sometimes Tidus takes longer than I do, so maybe that extra half hour is good...

Of course! ♥

[feelgoodgunman]

Yes, yes I did.

Why do you ask? >/

[feelgoodgunman]

Hm.

...well.

How were your holidays, Yazoo?
Or do Heartless not celebrate Christmas~?

[ideal_symphony]

Irvine, I hope you know that I am sitting right here next to Zexy and I can read everything you're telling him. Okay? Okay. :D

and that is private information at the moment. >> *embarrassed*

[feelgoodgunman]

Okay! XD You should...poke him or something for me~

Aw~ Aren't you kids so cute? *mimes pinching cheeks*

[ideal_symphony]

I did, I did~ He made this funny face. XD

Eh, no! It's not cute! *pouty face*