DATING RULE #13
Stay clear of religion, politics, and family baggage.
Don’t air out your opinions and dirty laundry until you're married with five kids living in Selma, Indiana.

OFFICE RULE #38
Belt Holsters are for superheros and construction workers...
...since you are probably neither, put your device in your pocket or your purse

etc.

Today, I packed myself a lunch so that i don't have to fight with the damn vending machines. A turkey sandwich, and some grapes, and an apple. and i'm going to sit in front of this computer and eat it because there's a serious shortage of computers in the library at 11 am ( Read more... )

for the love of fucking god, what does one have to do to get a personal size bag of fucking sour cream and onion chips at this school? i just walked to three vending machines. THREEEEE! One vending machine only had gum. One vending maching spit out my change all 32 times, and the other one, that actually had food in it, said please make another ( Read more... )

~~~ You guys suck.

~~~ I fucking love MSI lately. Little Jummy Urine is sexy. haha.

~~~I'm stuck here till six. so get on aim and visit me while i attempt to catch up on homework. (yeah, right.)

i'm chillin at lindsey's house because i got called into work and didn't have a ride homw. she just happened to call and say she'd pick me up. ten minutes after she got here, she decided she was going to bed. party pooper. so what am i going to do? look for my damn mp3 player and then go to bed myself. between school and work, i am a busy busy kid ( Read more... )

so i just ate my daily monday/wed/friday vending machine lunch that consists of a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips that i have to walk to three different vending machines before i can find one that actually accepts my change. healthy, i know, but on the up side. i don't eat fast food anymore. i can't afford it. hahahaha ( Read more... )

about a mixtape/cd. I was thinking about how cool it would be to make an actual mixtape. not a cd.

and i found this.  You're in the grocery store. You ask someone where's the cereal aisle. The person points you in the right direction. What do you do? You make a mother fucking mix tape.You're in the grocery store. You ask someone where's the cereal ( Read more... )

I really felt like updating, but I don't really have anything fun to say. I'm sitting in the library and there's a headphone jack on the tower thingy. haha, i don't know what it's called, i'm computer retarded except when it comes to the internet, because i'm addicted. just like everyone else. but yeah, it's like blasting rock music and i'm not ( Read more... )

sooo ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I've let myself be a mess over some bullshit, so here you go ( Read more... )