Case #7: When Your Thing Gets Wild

[feellikejumping]

[Audio]
That does it! That... that THING you brought in the flat 'as got to go! I don't know what, what the bloody 'ell is up with it, but I draw the line at stuffed animals trying to maul me when I come home.

Are you hearing me, Chris?

[ooc: I couldn't resist the case file title, referring to Piglet's next attack~ ^^b]

Comments

audio;

[heelsandlaw]

Mauled by a stuffed animal? Are you all right?

audio;

[feellikejumping]

What? Oh. Yes, yes... I was just taken by surprise.

audio;

[heelsandlaw]

So no lasting damage?

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[feellikejumping]

No... no damage, thanks.

And you-- how've you been? I meant to call...

[justcautious]

....what? No, no, 'e wouldn't. S'Piglet.

[feellikejumping]

Chris, whatever it is, it isn't Piglet. Piglet... isn't... real. 'ave you ever thought that perhaps.. perhaps this thing is some sort of... construct that the... 'deities' made for some purpose?

[justcautious]

Well, yeah, but there's folk off Doctor 'oo here. Why not Piglet?

[feellikejumping]

.... why not Piglet...