1) You are the only person that calls me and actually leaves a voicemail each time. (which is greatly appreciated) 2) Your voicemails always start the exactly same way: "Hey Anthony (long pause) it's Monica... 3)You flirted with the UK guy in England, which totally pissed off your chair. 4) You are obsessed with John Mayer, and believe that you two would actually make a good couple. 5) You physically can't "Raise the roof" 6) You once left your house without shutting your garage, which made your parents really mad. 7) People mistake you for my girlfriend far more than any other girl. 8) You gave up soda, but picked it back up in Europe. 9) Your eyes can change color. 10)You and Melissa have the same digital camera.
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um, it's kind of personal...but, i guess i used to write down important things people said and did. kind of like a psychiatrist's diary.
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2) Your voicemails always start the exactly same way: "Hey Anthony (long pause) it's Monica...
3)You flirted with the UK guy in England, which totally pissed off your chair.
4) You are obsessed with John Mayer, and believe that you two would actually make a good couple.
5) You physically can't "Raise the roof"
6) You once left your house without shutting your garage, which made your parents really mad.
7) People mistake you for my girlfriend far more than any other girl.
8) You gave up soda, but picked it back up in Europe.
9) Your eyes can change color.
10)You and Melissa have the same digital camera.
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i love number 5 because it is so true.
and i am really happy that you know all the things that make me a complete freak!
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7) but... she is your girlfriend. :-)
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7) come on now. that was such a cheap call.
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