Nov 11, 2011 13:05
[Dracula sits in the semidark, his shades drawn and the fire in his grate down to embers. He stares at the screen and his eyes flicker slightly. He drums his fingers briefly on his desk, where the communicator sits, but says nothing. Hesitates. Then sighs and sits back.]
This is pointless.
warning signs,
fourth wall day
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Elphaba! You can hear me?
How are you doing?
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I'm still on the Barge, of course.
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V-Verona?
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I do not know. I was not aboard this cursed crate when last this happened, and it has not been explained to me.
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[pause]
Dad! get off the line! I'm trying to talk to Clawdeen!
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But...
Wait...
Who is this?
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Don't pretend you don't know who I'm talking about dad. I know you and Clawdeen don't get along but it's time to stop living in the 1300's, vampires and werewolves don't have to be enemies anymore or hide from normies and-
[frown] ....You're not dad.
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[He blinks at her owlishly as the vidscreen pops on.] I beg your pardon--ehm, no. No, I am not. There seems to be something odd with the communications network today...
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What would you like for Christmas?
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Want my wife back. Just out and say it, you dolt, you want Marishka back!
No. I cannot wish this place upon her.
All I want for Christmas is to be able to stomach beer.
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...Hmmmm.
I think I'll need more elves.
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