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feels_no_love

For lastvoyages: Journal Entry 36 [video+spam]

Nov 19, 2011 14:49

[The scene is the inside of a rather fanciful Mexican dive bar. Dracula, hair down and askew and a sloppy smile on his face, occasionally swings into view as the camera wobbles around. He has a big bone vuvuzela propped on one shoulder and a very squawky bone parrot on the other.]

Drake! I found you a pet! Isn't he charming?

"AWRK! Bite me."

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armand, being mercurial again, port: grim fandango, drunk dialing the communications net

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SPAM no_fastolfe November 20 2011, 04:14:46 UTC

[Vasilia has had one encounter with alcohol before; during a flood in which her natural paranoia was surpressed and she completely and earnestly believed a suggestion to get drunk in order to relax her.

Now she finds herself without her warden, a man-- despite being an Earther-- who she had come to rely upon and perhaps almost like.

To this end, now that she has found the little thing that she was sent out to find, she will now be renewing-- despite Spacer philosophies eschewing caffeine, alcohol, and other consciousness-altering substances-- her acquaintance with alcohol. She is dead; it is, she reasons, a safe state in which to conduct such experiments.]

Count! [She sits down at the bar, ramrod straight.] Good afternoon; I wish to join you.

SPAM feels_no_love November 20 2011, 04:56:58 UTC

Ah! The elegant lady roboticist. Well met. Drunkenly met but in this case--well.

[He cocks his head, and his smile wavers slightly.] You are most welcome, by all means. I'll even behave. Mostly. I am drunk, but not without my manners. [A little bow that nearly knocks him off his stool.]

SPAM no_fastolfe November 20 2011, 05:21:00 UTC

[Usually she would take his good spirits as a personal affront. Today, she simply envies him.

She gives him a regal look.]

Please do mind your manners. I am here to experience intoxication, not flirtation.

SPAM feels_no_love November 20 2011, 11:37:15 UTC

Of course, of course. [He waves a hand dismissively.] I may be an idiot for women's beauty, but not enough to risk a cordial relationship. Beer or tequila? They do not have much else.

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DRUNK AUDIO darknessb4me November 22 2011, 06:35:57 UTC

Bring a bunch back. All of it.

DRUNK AUDIO feels_no_love November 23 2011, 03:48:38 UTC

Beer of the Dead! Yes, I shall, and we shall have a drunken brawl for the fun of it.

DRUNK AUDIO darknessb4me November 23 2011, 03:51:21 UTC

I've killed forty people on the barge, did you know that? I didn't even cheat like that f- the guy with the hair. I can't remember his name. I think people should be more afraid of me and let me have real vodka. And a shower. Dracula. I want a shower.

DRUNK AUDIO feels_no_love November 23 2011, 04:53:09 UTC

Don't you concern yourself, Arthas, you are properly feared, and given your respect as a warlord.

Vodka. Hm. I could probably talk my Warden into supplying some, I haven't really asked for anything in a while.

I want a shower too. Aren't they wonderfully convenient? Except I always want to use all the hot water.

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