[The audio
clicks on to a bit of rustling, the sliding sound of metal against wood as the PCD is set down. Footsteps are slowly getting closer before the bedsprings start creaking, as if someone just joined another on the mattress]
I'm ready for whatever you have planned.
[There's some more creaking as the two seem to shift positions a little,
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I... I know what it sounds like, but that wasn't... that.
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Then what was it?
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But what a great first impression, huh?]
That was not what it sounded like!
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You just get an even farther head-tilts at the protest.]
What did it sound like?
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That is a house mate.]
N-Negi. I swear that was completely, totally, and definitely s-something innocent gone horribly wrong.
[The fact he's stuttering and flailing and turning about fifty shades of red about it probably doesn't really back up his words, though...]
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N-n-no, i-it's okay, th-these things catch strange things-- I-I mean, i-it should have been private, but-- Ishouldn'thaveheardthatI'msorry--
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[He stops, takes a deep breath, and tries to calm down a bit. Needless to say, it doesn't really work]
It doesn't matter if you heard it or not because absolutely nothing se- questionable in nature happened, and it never will because Blaine and I are not together and I would never do something so... embarrassing in a place anyone could ever o-overhear nor would I ever do anything like that in general because--
[He doesn't know how, the very thought has him anxious and terrified, and lkajdlfkn now he has the fear of if he ever did feel comfortable with it the PCD would actually start recording.
And then he would be a porn star.
And what would his dad say if he ever had the misfortune to come here and OH GOD.]
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Then again, he was once recorded doing something similar, so he understands.]
Let me guess, one of you got fleas this week, right?
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