i don't remember how we met, but we hit it off. i think sarah cotner had something to do with it. and i think it can be said that any friend of sarah cotner's is a friend of mine ( Read more... )

another insightful, inspiring, and profound FYS class today:

boy on gender within the home"well yeah, i mean, the garage is totally the man's place - like, my mom is such an idiot and totally dependent on my dad... he wouldn't let her park in the garage until she got a new car that he approved of. she doesn't have her own checkbook or anything, ( Read more... )

reason #2347230487 i am transferring from this school:

girl: "god, my apartment is like, seriously so gross from those fucking chinese/japanese bug things... or whatever."

boy: "asian beetles, you mean? but yeah, china, japan, whatever, it's all the same over there."

both: [UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER]... couldn't you have just called them ladybugs? god ( Read more... )

i just went to the bathroom and a boy and a girl i've never seen before came meandering into my tiny wing of the dorm. the girl was wearing a nametag and asked if i lived in this hall and if the kid could see my room because they were on a tour. i said i had a single and made danie show them her room... and had to restrain myself from yelling DON'T ( Read more... )

this one is for the ladies who have their own freeze quotes to thrive upon... but not mine!

"hey... you gonna be around? it's story time [and the plot is i almost got date-raped by an asshole who insults my integrity, my body and my intelligence but i'm such a fucked up badass that i'm going to let him fuck with me anyway]. ::sniffle::"i just read ( Read more... )

10 bands I've been listening to lately
::01:: flogging molly
::02:: radiohead
::03:: the weakerthans
::04:: that dog
::05:: the pixies
::06:: fiona apple
::07:: broken social scene
::08:: cat power
::09:: anything cheesy and 80's
::10:: the STNNNG

09 things I look forward to
::01:: going home this weekend and staying with chris <3 ( Read more... )

chris is going to be in des moines in about three hours. i absolutely love him.

well, i'm here. i'm not on my computer because i forgot my adaptor because i suck at life.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MANY SHORTS WITH WORDS ON THE ASS BEFORE.

ok, death. <3

you should call me. thanks, friends.

well, today was something else.

i feel ok now. i suppose by "ok" i mean "emotionally dead and totally oblivious to most everything". but it's better than anything else i should be feeling right now, i think ( Read more... )

my weekend was weird/funny/strange/cute/hot/fun!


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