HANDS HIGH HANDS HIGH /o/
Oh Europe, how do I love you.
In 10 Youtube videos:
1.
OPA!!~ THE MANRINESS: CAN YOU HANDRE IT?
2.
FFFFFF EUROPE Y SO HAPPENING. Highlights for me: Liet dances extremely well (HIS SECRET TALENT HAS BEEN REVEALED), Russia has a FUWAFUWA dog (UP THE FUWA, WHERE IS NOSECAT), France has a very tipsy grandma (she almost slid off the couch HAHA), Ukraine has very hip babushkas (SUNGLASSES AND SHINY STAR HELMET WOAAAHHH), Belarus throws babies around (and catches them, don't worry), and of course not forgetting NORTH SEA GUY HAHAHAHA /o/
3.
Don't just sit there, GET UP AND DANCE.
4.
Alexander Rybak, Eurovision 2009's winner from Norway stolen from Belarus because he was actually born in the Belarusian Soviet Socialist Republic pff, EPIC VIOLIN SKILLZZZ. I was very amused when the Wiki article on him mentioned this:
In 2010 several incidents of uncontrolled anger caused commentators to question whether Rybak has a temper control problem. During the trials for the ESC 2010 finals in Oslo Rybak became so infuriated when a sound technician wasn't doing what he wanted that he smashed his hand, breaking his fist. Also during trials for Swedish television in June he smashed his violin on the floor.
And I was like FFFFFF THIS BOY BELARUSIAN ANGST YOU NO CAN ESCAPE IT
5.
THEY STOLE COUNTRIES WITH THE CUNNING USE OF FLAGS
6.
To be honest, I would rather be on a moped going "Ciao!~" than have money in my ears so erh, EUROPEAN DREAM FOR ME PLS.
7.
BONJOUR! HOLA! TAK! DA! BUNGBUNGBUNGGG~NNNNNGGHHH... CIAO~
8.
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST HERE HAVE MORE EUROVISION FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
9.
I BET YOU DO, ENGLAND, I BET YOU DO. But what cracks me up the most is in the credits:
Production Company : Spy films
Director : Trevor Cornish
Agency : FRED & FARID, PARIS
Creative Directors : Fred & Farid
Copywriters: Fred & Farid, Laurent Leccia, Thomas Raillard
AD : Laurent Leccia, Thomas Raillard
HAHAHAHAHA OH YOU, FRANCE~
10.
Okay I posted this before but seriously, how can I not include these guys in my EUROPE I LOVE YOU entry, THEY ARE SUCH STARS <3
And speaking of Inculto, I bought their Eastern European Funk CD from the Eurovision online store HAHAHA. Much I do for my favourite men-in-shiny-boxers, can't wait for it to be shipped over ffffff. After calculating all the fees and converting it from Euros it was about S$22 and I was like TAKE MY MONEY TAKE IT. Oh Inculto, I hope you earn tons in the wake of your Eurovision epicness so you can come perform in Singapore ;A; ONE DAY MAN, ONE DAY.
LIFELONG DREAM #287: GO TO AN INCULTO GIG IN LITHUANIA.
In 10 Youtube videos:
1.
Click to viewOPA!!~ THE MANRINESS: CAN YOU HANDRE IT?
2.
FFFFFF EUROPE Y SO HAPPENING. Highlights for me: Liet dances extremely well (HIS SECRET TALENT HAS BEEN REVEALED), Russia has a FUWAFUWA dog (UP THE FUWA, WHERE IS NOSECAT), France has a very tipsy grandma (she almost slid off the couch HAHA), Ukraine has very hip babushkas (SUNGLASSES AND SHINY STAR HELMET WOAAAHHH), Belarus throws babies around (and catches them, don't worry), and of course not forgetting NORTH SEA GUY HAHAHAHA /o/
3.
Don't just sit there, GET UP AND DANCE.
4.
Alexander Rybak, Eurovision 2009's winner from Norway stolen from Belarus because he was actually born in the Belarusian Soviet Socialist Republic pff, EPIC VIOLIN SKILLZZZ. I was very amused when the Wiki article on him mentioned this:
In 2010 several incidents of uncontrolled anger caused commentators to question whether Rybak has a temper control problem. During the trials for the ESC 2010 finals in Oslo Rybak became so infuriated when a sound technician wasn't doing what he wanted that he smashed his hand, breaking his fist. Also during trials for Swedish television in June he smashed his violin on the floor.
And I was like FFFFFF THIS BOY BELARUSIAN ANGST YOU NO CAN ESCAPE IT
5.
THEY STOLE COUNTRIES WITH THE CUNNING USE OF FLAGS
6.
To be honest, I would rather be on a moped going "Ciao!~" than have money in my ears so erh, EUROPEAN DREAM FOR ME PLS.
7.
BONJOUR! HOLA! TAK! DA! BUNGBUNGBUNGGG~NNNNNGGHHH... CIAO~
8.
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST HERE HAVE MORE EUROVISION FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
9.
I BET YOU DO, ENGLAND, I BET YOU DO. But what cracks me up the most is in the credits:
Production Company : Spy films
Director : Trevor Cornish
Agency : FRED & FARID, PARIS
Creative Directors : Fred & Farid
Copywriters: Fred & Farid, Laurent Leccia, Thomas Raillard
AD : Laurent Leccia, Thomas Raillard
HAHAHAHAHA OH YOU, FRANCE~
10.
Okay I posted this before but seriously, how can I not include these guys in my EUROPE I LOVE YOU entry, THEY ARE SUCH STARS <3
And speaking of Inculto, I bought their Eastern European Funk CD from the Eurovision online store HAHAHA. Much I do for my favourite men-in-shiny-boxers, can't wait for it to be shipped over ffffff. After calculating all the fees and converting it from Euros it was about S$22 and I was like TAKE MY MONEY TAKE IT. Oh Inculto, I hope you earn tons in the wake of your Eurovision epicness so you can come perform in Singapore ;A; ONE DAY MAN, ONE DAY.
LIFELONG DREAM #287: GO TO AN INCULTO GIG IN LITHUANIA.