you the real deal, john paul

[feimao_the_evil]

I finally jumped onto the APH friending meme bandwagon over on the main comm and I guess this means some kind of intro post is in order so

MY PEOPLE, WHAT’S THE HAPS.

I know my LJ tab says “amanda the angry girl”, but to clarify:

1. Yes, my name is Amanda, but you can call me feimao or panda as well, I’m not picky.
2. Yes, I am a girl, do not be

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[lifesareverie]

hey
are you sure you want me to call you feimao? cause it's not very helpful to your intimidation factor |D

I like psychopaths
...we're gonna get along beautifully, bb ♥

and you already know what I think about your velociraptorphobia, so...double rainbow, so intense? |D gimme some /interesting/ questions, I can handre em 8) i'm gonna be late in posting the answers though

[feimao_the_evil]

it's fine, true badassery is inspiring terror in people even if you have a name like mr fluffles D:

lovely, i'll get the tea and the chainsaws <3

oh shush you, if all velociraptors sported vegas feathers, i could probably get over it. probably;;; INTERESTING QUESTIONS HMMM
1.) If you could say only one word to Jay Chou, what would you say?
2.) ZOMBIES HORDES ARE COMING. What's your weapon of choice?
3.) Do you believe in spirits or ghosts? because I totally stalked you out on hetalia_rate and you dodged this question
4.) What is the bizarrest thing you ever found a Wiki entry for?
5.) What would your ideal last meal be?

[demiincarnate]

CAN I ANSWER QUESTION 4
Spherical cow, Squircle, and Unusually shaped vegetables.

[feimao_the_evil]

DEAR GOD THAT EGGPLANT WITH THE NOSE WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN

[sonofon]

Eastern European Funk
oh my oh my I'm so glad we're friends 8)

AND OH MY FORD CAPS PARADE LET'S SPAM IN CAPS ALL THE TIME PRETTY PLEEEEASE

[feimao_the_evil]

THE MOMENT THOSE PANTS CAME OFF I WAS UTTERLY SOLD <333

YES LET'S IT IS EVERYONE'S UNESCAPABLE SOCIAL DESTINY TO BECOME ONE WITH THE CAPS PARADE

[sonofon]

FFFFF YEAH THEY REALLY ROCK THOSE SPARKLY SILVER SHORT SHORTS <3 AND YOUR ICONNNNN

THIS IS A VERY GOOD IDEA. AND WE ALREADY HAVE A GREAT START LET'S NOT LET OUR GUARD DOWN, YES?

[feimao_the_evil]

ONE OF THE SEXIEST MOMENTS ON EARTH RIGHT THERE COME ON LIET FLAUNT YOUR FLAIR WOOP WOOP FFFFF RUSSIA YOU'RE SUCH A STAR JURGIS APPROVES TREMENDOUSLY OF OUR WONDERFUL FRIENDSHIP /o/~*~*~*

NEVERRR WE ARE TOO ALPHA PLUS FOR LOWER-CASE

[rosetintedstars]

YES to the little things in life!! ;v; <3 <3 <3 and HAHAHAHAHA PANDAAAA you were such a cute kidLOLOLOL

and since it looks fun:
double rainbow, so intense.

[feimao_the_evil]

S-STFU I AM ALLOWED TO HAVE IRRATIONAL FEARS TOO EH do not use that deplorable four-letter word on me or i will visit you in the night again and make your robot unicorn explode

SO INTENSE INDEED:
1.) SHOOT SHAG MARRY - England, Spain, Prussia.
2.) Who is your favourite Beatle?
3.) THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW. What are you going to do today?
4.) If you could design costumes for any production in the world, existing or yet-to-be, what would you choose?
5.) What is the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?

[rosetintedstars]

NOOO PLEASE DONT OTLOTLOTL

YESS okok can't wait *v*!!

[demiincarnate]

D'aw, I like #2. And I lol'd at #3 and #4. Yessss psychos.
Okay. Now I have to educate you about velociraptors.
This is a velociraptor.

[feimao_the_evil]

........ okay, that was probably the most anti-climactic agonisingly-slow-scroll-down i have ever experienced in my life.

I WOULD DEARLY LOVE TO PUNT IT YES. ALONG WITH JURASSIC PARK. RUINING MY CHILDHOOD SINCE 1993 AND NOW I FIND OUT IT WASN'T EVEN ACCURATE WHAT IS THIS STEVEN SPIELBERG WHAT IS THIIIISSSSS;;;;

i googled deinonychus against my better judgement and did more agonisingly-slow-scroll-downs, i-it is a very badass mofo indeed T^T

1.) If you could be any dinosaur, what would you be?;;
2.) Not exactly a question, but tell me about your heritage, because I like being geektastic to learn about things like that :3
3.) What do you love best about Russia irl?
4.) What is the weirdest gift you ever received from someone?
5.) YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ABDUCTED NEIL GAIMAN. Now what are you going to do with him?

[demiincarnate]

Aww boo my size image failed. Here's the size of a velociraptor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vraptor-scale.svg