ok this is funny...well good morning Donna..you have a shitty message from a shitty site
so i get this craptastic message from one of those dating sites i posted at a while back...basically in the picture the guy is holding a sign that says boobs rock...well arent we a little charmer...oh im so impressed with you and your love of the tits..how rare..what a catch...take me mr man o' hunkiness...so yeah this is the rest of the profile
Gender Woman
Age From 18 to 99
Height From 2'7" (78.7 cm) to 7'7" (231.1 cm)
Ethnicity No preference
Marital status No preference
Have children? No preference
Body type No preference
Hair color No preference
Eye color No preference
Physical appearance No preference
Smoking? No preference
Drinking? No preference
Education No preference
Occupation No preference
Religious beliefs No preference
About my match/friend anyone the larger the better who wants to have fun age is only a number no matter how young or how old email me, ive never been with a older woman tho but young girls r fun too (that sounds bad lol)
oh man with backwards baseball cap..i feel so lucky..basically you want a big girl with a vagina..she can be 2ft7 and 99 years old...whats wrong with the 2ft8 100 year olds..well arent we picky..so yeah i feel so honered that i fit in that range..and no i dont want to have fun with you...first of all you are 21..no i dont do that...and second spell your words out...and 3rd apparently new jersey is filled with assholes..i have proof to back that up..so he says email me...and i say...hell fucking no...i dont go running around looking to "have fun" im a sappy romantic but fucking is not bad ..with someone you care about..or someone who dosent cover half their face up with a sign that declares their love for the tits..mr fred durst looking desperate shitbag ....thank you and thats my morning speech...
p.s will the scary guy wrestling an alligator stop sending me a message...you look like a cross between dog the bounty hunter and one of those creepy guys who drives those vans that drive by slow at the park...yes i know growing daylilies is your hobby but good god you frighten me...plus you live in florida
love,Donna
ok i swear this is my last post today...im bored and wired and the guys fixing the roof dont love me
Gender Woman
Age From 18 to 99
Height From 2'7" (78.7 cm) to 7'7" (231.1 cm)
Ethnicity No preference
Marital status No preference
Have children? No preference
Body type No preference
Hair color No preference
Eye color No preference
Physical appearance No preference
Smoking? No preference
Drinking? No preference
Education No preference
Occupation No preference
Religious beliefs No preference
About my match/friend anyone the larger the better who wants to have fun age is only a number no matter how young or how old email me, ive never been with a older woman tho but young girls r fun too (that sounds bad lol)
oh man with backwards baseball cap..i feel so lucky..basically you want a big girl with a vagina..she can be 2ft7 and 99 years old...whats wrong with the 2ft8 100 year olds..well arent we picky..so yeah i feel so honered that i fit in that range..and no i dont want to have fun with you...first of all you are 21..no i dont do that...and second spell your words out...and 3rd apparently new jersey is filled with assholes..i have proof to back that up..so he says email me...and i say...hell fucking no...i dont go running around looking to "have fun" im a sappy romantic but fucking is not bad ..with someone you care about..or someone who dosent cover half their face up with a sign that declares their love for the tits..mr fred durst looking desperate shitbag ....thank you and thats my morning speech...
p.s will the scary guy wrestling an alligator stop sending me a message...you look like a cross between dog the bounty hunter and one of those creepy guys who drives those vans that drive by slow at the park...yes i know growing daylilies is your hobby but good god you frighten me...plus you live in florida
love,Donna
ok i swear this is my last post today...im bored and wired and the guys fixing the roof dont love me