just you wait, henry higgins, JUST YOU WAIT!

[feistylilfucker]

so yeah, i can't come home till tomorrow. i can get there at like 2:30pm, but still, that's not today. wtf. they were like "well you were sleeping" and it's like, uh, i'm stuck sleeping on the couch till colleen moves out, and it's not like i have a fucking alarm clock. if anyone happens to visit shrug at work, can you tell him i can't hang out

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[starcunt]

i'm going to dance.
I AM GOING TO FUCKING DANCE!

[feistylilfucker]

woooooooo!!!!
can i have a special foot dance? :oD
footfuckXcore
<3

[feistylilfucker]

yay!
<3

[leahmichelle]

I obviously will not be there, but you can never go wrong with strippers. So let me live vicariously through you - get naughty with some strippers.

[slowly_drowning]

as long as i'm not paying for them, i'm all down for strippers.

[fartbag]

i'm down with strippers as long as i can rape and kill them after they're done dancing.

[callmephlegm]

did someone say "very bad things?"