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THIS IS MY FUCKING WEDDING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MY WEDDING ___MY___ WEDDING MY WEDDING I SHOULD NOT BE BAWLING 4 NIGHTS BEFORE MY WEDDING I HATE AMERICANS AND THEIR FUCKING RIGID MAKE-EVERYTHING-COMPLICATED-BECAUSE-WE'RE-TOO-WHITE-TO-UNDERSTAND-SIMPLICITY-THAT-ISN'T-POVERTY(&*^$(&$&(#^@(#*^&U#(&^U#%&^U(YU^WYUIW$YRIW$(YUI(W&UIW^$U(^W$(I^W$(*UI^$(*U#^U(#W$U(#E#(U#U(O^$(&U(O%YJOYEJ&^(#&^(#&^(&^#(%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT THIS THE FUCK OVER WITH.
STOP IT.
FUCKING STOP IT.
MY FUCKING WEDDING.
GRAAAHHHHHHHHHH.