25 things - huh? I guess I have been out of the loop for a while?

Feb 17, 2009 14:47

Apparently, this is a big craze right now.



1. I don't really like chocolate all that much. Except when I'm in that one weird mood 5 or 6 times a year. (Pregnancy Exception)

2. I'm mostly just fine with any type of driving. You can cut me off or drive real slow in front of me and usually won't care. UNLESS YOU TURN OFF YOUR TURN SIGNAL BEFORE YOU ARE COMPLETELY IN YOUR LANE!!! Want to piss me off? There you go.

3. I'm a geek in a geeky field. Which means for the most part I want to be less geeky at home right now.

4. I'm a scrapbooking nut!

5. My current favorite free time activity is sleep.

6. I think Bat-man could kick Spidy's Ass. (Sorry, I just do. And I have felt this way since high-school.)

7. I can solve any rubiks cube you put in front of me. (If it's one I haven't seen before it may take me a while but I'll still do it.)

8. I hate ketchup packets.

9. I love dogs and the Shibu-Inu is my favorite Dog breed.

10. I have cut a dogs head off with a hacksaw. (When I was working at a Vet-Clinic, the dog was already postmortem. This was after an vicious attack and we needed to drop ship the brain for testing, so the 4 year old (victim) in the hospital could be properly treated.) I was chosen because the 3-4 other assistants in the office all with more experience than me, were to squeamish to get the job done.

11. I really believe that having a penis is no different than have blue eyes or red hair. Yes, you can make generalities that under certain conditions are true.
If you have red hair, you're ancestors were probably bad at or never heard of "go-moku.
If you have a penis you are probably bad at "fashion coordination".
But these are generalities, and have nothing to do with one-on-one dealing with people.

11.5 Making comments like "He's just a guy." and "He's a man, he's thinking with his dick." is sexist. Just like, "Women get that way." and "Must be that time of the month." I can understand if you have just been dumped and you need to bitch. But bitch in a way that is not a sexist slur.

12. Bawls with a Crystal Light Wild Strawberry (caffeinated) and a 5-hour energy chaser is better than Ambrosia.

13. When I'm depressed, I turn the lights off, change into something comfortable, curl up in bed, and listen to Barry Manilow cranked up loud. Bonus: I even listen to his stuff when I'm not depressed...

14. I love vague geeky humor. Aperture: A trusted Friend in Science...
And I love shocking humor: Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
or "Babies on Spikes!" (It's the shock that's funny, the actual deed is deplorable.)

15. I believe that brains are more important than beauty any day, and anyone who says otherwise is leading a poor shallow life and needs to be put out of there misery.

16. I love genderbending! If this could be a hobby, I would be an expert. I wish I had one of those bodies where people said, "Was that a girl or a guy?" I also love studying sex-change operations and procedures. (I think this kinda freaks out my hubby.)

17. I have studies BDSM in detail. I know the lingo and the little signs that are tell-tale. I have fantasies regarding dark BDSM happenings. (I know this freaks out my hubby.)

18. Other than Alcohol and Cigarettes, I tried drugs twice in my life. Once when I didn't know what I was doing, someone gave me a "special" drink and thought I knew meth was in it, I thought they meant alcohol... (I was young and stupid...) Once I tried a joint but it really didn't do anything for me. (This was after my Divorce from my first husband, I had had some drinks and wanted to do something stupid... )

19. I think having more kids than you can spend at least an hour or two a day with is unconscionable and ludicrous. I also think this should be illegal.

20. I love red meat and I'm pretty sure this is due to an iron deficiency. I also wouldn't hold a grudge against anything/anybody that killed me to eat me. I like to give my food a fighting chance.

21. I love playing games. I also think that if you are playing against a equal opponent you should play a fair game and always play your best. However, you don't have to be playing the same game. Example: Strip poker... The guy could be playing poker while the girl could be playing... "I want to get laid." If she knew that loosing clothes would increase her chances of getting laid she could strategically throw hands in order to loose that hand and clothing, thus increasing her chance of winning by getting laid.

If however you are playing against a person of lower ability, I think you should handi-cap yourself... Some people think this is "throwing" the game. I don't. Playing your hardest against people trying to learn the game is not teaching, nor is it sportsmen like

22. I want to take piano lessons again.

23. I want to travel.

24. I can count to 32 on one hand.

25. I wish I looked better in ties. I would always wear them if I could.

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