Bitch please, you must have a mental disease, assume the position and get back down on your knees. You can hate on some sports (e.g. track, swimming, soccer), but you can't generalize like that. How are you gonna tell me you hate football, man? And lacrosse? You know Buick just made a new model called the LaCrosse? That shit is crazy man. Anyways, don't hate sports, just hate crew. Oh wait, crew isn't a sport, it's a club.
Woah dude, I just reread your post. I totally though it said "i hate sports" earlier. My bad, man. Sporks do suck though, they should make up their mind and become forks or spoons.
Listen hombre, sporks are only good for one thing: launching. You know, like launching grapes and stuff. Plus, if someone was gonna come at me with a spork, I'd just grab a fork, and be like "ha ha spork, you should have made up your mind. Now you goin down, sucka!" Plus, sporks don't fit into the phrase "Go ____ yourself", unlike an acutal useful eating utencil. I'm talking about forks (sorry, I had to explain because I assumed you ride the short bus because you like sporks).
Good sir, you make quite the point. I concede my arguement to you in such a case. However, it is most definately not the best tool in the universe. For you see, if I wanted to take someone down, I would just use a hammer. For the prying end could pry out the eyes, and the smashing end could smash to the point of disembowelment. That or a crowbar. A crowbar would be sick.
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