1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell ( Read more... )

Just as I count my blessings, my partner of 19 years dumps me.  BY EMAIL!

the joke is on me! haha!!

btw...I'm fine, just shocked and sad and a little bit mad.

My 45th Birthday is tomorrow  ... Tuesday, April 17th ( Read more... )

80's medley madness
A dear friend of mine is in the Seattle Men's Chorus, and they're doing an insane medly of 80's songs on Sunday at 2pm at McCaw Hall (at Seattle Center). I have an extra comp ticket...would anyone like to go with me?

Here's the program:

The Opening:
Mr. Robato - Styx
I’m So Excited - Pointer Sisters
Celebration - Kool and The Gang
I’m ( Read more... )

huh. I just realized that I'm 13 years older than the priest I'm defrocking.

My life changed in a flash on Friday ( Read more... )

Happy New Year! Here's to 2007 not sucking! *toasts*

FUCK John Cusack!

I have a lot of love and affection in my life and want for nothing. Hell, I can hardly keep in touch with the friends and lovers that I already have. I'm just greedy. I want it all. now.

Romantic comedies starring John Cusak are my kryptonite. I go from being fairly well-adjusted, not lonely, fiercely independent live-alone to a love-sick yearner ( Read more... )

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

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