My three hour conversation with the Magic 8 Ball
Me: Hey...what was wrong the other day?
Magic 8 Ball: Try again later.
(Later)
Me: Hey...so...what about the other day?
Magic 8 Ball: Try again later.
(Later)
Me: So...you wanna tell me what was wrong the other day?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Should I stop asking about this?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: So you don't want to talk about it?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes
Me:..."yes" you do or "yes" you don't?
Magic 8 Ball: It is decidedly so.
Me: So you DO want to talk about it...
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: But you don't want me to ask about it?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: Okay....
Magic 8 Ball: ....
Me: ....
Magic 8 Ball: ....
Me:....
Magic 8 Ball: ....
Me:...so...is this what you want?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: So you want to talk about what was bothering you?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: What was it?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right. Okay...did you feel like I wasn't paying enough attention to you?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Then...was I crowding you somehow?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: So...should I leave you alone then?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Should I just see less of you?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: But you think I'm paying too much attention to you?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: But I might be crowding you?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: But you feel we are spending enough time together.
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Then how am I crowding you?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right. Okay...have I done something wrong?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: But you're upset with me for something?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes
Me: And it might be me crowding you?
Magic 8 Ball: Ask another question.
Me: Okay...um...is it my behavior that's upset you?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: Do you want to talk about that?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: Should I just keep asking questions until I figure it out?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Why?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Of course they are. So...is there any way that I can obtain information from you as to what I've done to upset you?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: Do you want to tell me how?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: I see. Then, you don't want me to do anything about it?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Shit...DO you want me to do anything about it?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: Alright...is there a way for me to find out WHAT you want me to do?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: *grumble* Okay. Then. Let's just say for a moment that I'm a complete bastard...wait...AM I a complete bastard?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Do YOU think I'm a complete bastard?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: Did I do something to make you think I might be a complete bastard?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: So...is there reason for your having the opinion that I might be a bastard?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right...how bout this: Do you think I'm a school bus?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: *blink* *blink* Um...so...you think I'm a school bus?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right. Should I leave?
Magic 8 Ball: It is undoubtedly so.
Me: Okay. I'm going then.
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: So you want me to stay and talk some more?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Should we talk about this later?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: Okay...look, lets just talk about this later...things will be okay.
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: No?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Never?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: Okay...well...goodnight.
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right...
Magic 8 Ball: Try again later.
(Later)
Me: Hey...so...what about the other day?
Magic 8 Ball: Try again later.
(Later)
Me: So...you wanna tell me what was wrong the other day?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Should I stop asking about this?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: So you don't want to talk about it?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes
Me:..."yes" you do or "yes" you don't?
Magic 8 Ball: It is decidedly so.
Me: So you DO want to talk about it...
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: But you don't want me to ask about it?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: Okay....
Magic 8 Ball: ....
Me: ....
Magic 8 Ball: ....
Me:....
Magic 8 Ball: ....
Me:...so...is this what you want?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: So you want to talk about what was bothering you?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: What was it?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right. Okay...did you feel like I wasn't paying enough attention to you?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Then...was I crowding you somehow?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: So...should I leave you alone then?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Should I just see less of you?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: But you think I'm paying too much attention to you?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: But I might be crowding you?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: But you feel we are spending enough time together.
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Then how am I crowding you?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right. Okay...have I done something wrong?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: But you're upset with me for something?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes
Me: And it might be me crowding you?
Magic 8 Ball: Ask another question.
Me: Okay...um...is it my behavior that's upset you?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: Do you want to talk about that?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: Should I just keep asking questions until I figure it out?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Why?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Of course they are. So...is there any way that I can obtain information from you as to what I've done to upset you?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: Do you want to tell me how?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: I see. Then, you don't want me to do anything about it?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Shit...DO you want me to do anything about it?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: Alright...is there a way for me to find out WHAT you want me to do?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: *grumble* Okay. Then. Let's just say for a moment that I'm a complete bastard...wait...AM I a complete bastard?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Do YOU think I'm a complete bastard?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: Did I do something to make you think I might be a complete bastard?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: So...is there reason for your having the opinion that I might be a bastard?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right...how bout this: Do you think I'm a school bus?
Magic 8 Ball: Yes.
Me: *blink* *blink* Um...so...you think I'm a school bus?
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right. Should I leave?
Magic 8 Ball: It is undoubtedly so.
Me: Okay. I'm going then.
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: So you want me to stay and talk some more?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Should we talk about this later?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: Okay...look, lets just talk about this later...things will be okay.
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: No?
Magic 8 Ball: No.
Me: Never?
Magic 8 Ball: Maybe.
Me: Okay...well...goodnight.
Magic 8 Ball: Sources are unclear.
Me: Right...