Unknowability
Just because I'm curious, and a little bored, and fear that my mojo has permanently flown the proverbial coop, I decided to get on EHarmony.com and see what was what.
Besides the fact that their vaunted "29 Variables" didn't seem to take into account open relationships of any kind, I also found out that I am totally screwed:
" eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time."
I walk a lonely road. Like Green Day.
Also? I didn't dislike the new Transformers movie at all. In fact, I rather thought that they did about as good a job as they could ever hope to do. Kudos to them.
Also, also? Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors.
Besides the fact that their vaunted "29 Variables" didn't seem to take into account open relationships of any kind, I also found out that I am totally screwed:
" eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.
We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time."
I walk a lonely road. Like Green Day.
Also? I didn't dislike the new Transformers movie at all. In fact, I rather thought that they did about as good a job as they could ever hope to do. Kudos to them.
Also, also? Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors.