Drabble: The Element of Surprise
Last one and it's not very good I'm afraid. Too tired, me thinks. Anyway it's for hellziggy who wanted Spike/Xander inspired by this icon:
The Element of Surprise
“Oh, it's you. Well, don't just stand there. You're letting the sun in.”
“You're...”
“Yeah, what's that, pet?”
“You're absolutely...”
“Gorgeous? Sexy? Ah! Naked! That's it?”
“Uh...”
“Was feeling a bit hot, you see. Well, of course. I'm always hot, eh?”
“Erm...”
“So, what you here for? Need an extra hand? Or... something.”
“I was... uh...”
“Yeah? Well, I can see that. Quite impressive, pet.”
“Uhuh.”
“So, what ya waiting for? Get your knickers off.”
“Uh... uh...”
“Bloody hell, not fainting, are you? Here, have a drink.”
“Nngh.”
“Better?"
"Uhuh."
"Give us a kiss then. Eh, love?”
“Okay.”
"Good boy."
The Element of Surprise
“Oh, it's you. Well, don't just stand there. You're letting the sun in.”
“You're...”
“Yeah, what's that, pet?”
“You're absolutely...”
“Gorgeous? Sexy? Ah! Naked! That's it?”
“Uh...”
“Was feeling a bit hot, you see. Well, of course. I'm always hot, eh?”
“Erm...”
“So, what you here for? Need an extra hand? Or... something.”
“I was... uh...”
“Yeah? Well, I can see that. Quite impressive, pet.”
“Uhuh.”
“So, what ya waiting for? Get your knickers off.”
“Uh... uh...”
“Bloody hell, not fainting, are you? Here, have a drink.”
“Nngh.”
“Better?"
"Uhuh."
"Give us a kiss then. Eh, love?”
“Okay.”
"Good boy."