Drabble: Pillow Talk
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Pillow Talk
“It looks like a sperm.”
“What? No, it doesn't!”
Spike raised himself up on his elbow and traced the pattern with his forefinger. “A single sperm, swimming to safety. Bloody weird.”
Doyle shook his head and reached over for the glass of whiskey on the bedside table. “If anyone's weird around here, it's you.”
“Yeah, well...” Spike snatched the glass and drained it despite his objections. “I've been called worse.” He returned the glass to the table before focusing on the man beside him. “Talking about sperm...”
Doyle snorted. “Dead sperm.”
Spike smirked. “Once up your arse, does it matter?”
Pillow Talk
“It looks like a sperm.”
“What? No, it doesn't!”
Spike raised himself up on his elbow and traced the pattern with his forefinger. “A single sperm, swimming to safety. Bloody weird.”
Doyle shook his head and reached over for the glass of whiskey on the bedside table. “If anyone's weird around here, it's you.”
“Yeah, well...” Spike snatched the glass and drained it despite his objections. “I've been called worse.” He returned the glass to the table before focusing on the man beside him. “Talking about sperm...”
Doyle snorted. “Dead sperm.”
Spike smirked. “Once up your arse, does it matter?”