Trying something new. (Well, for me.)

[felisblanco]

Know what's the hardest thing to come up with beside titles? First lines. (And last lines but that's another matter.)

So hit me with some good first lines. I want to see what I can do with them.*

No promises of quality or quantity. Probably just end up a few sentences but whatever, might be fun.

(ETA. I'm done! Thanks for playing.]

*Tomorrow

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[snowpuppies]

Jensen's eyes were going to pop out of his head.

[felisblanco]

Seriously, they were gonna pop out and hang from his eyesockets, dangling like an old man's testicles. He'd heard about that happening. True fact. Really, Google told him so. Also the cord, it could snap. Just snap right off and have him plunging to his death. And what if they'd calculated the length wrong? Or his weight? He had put on a few pounds over the summer, thanks to his mama's awesome cooking. God, what if that extra slice of pie he'd had last night was just what would dip him far enought to crack his melon on the very very hard ground so very VERY far below?

Oh god, he was going to DIE! He was going to die because Jared was INSANE and because Jensen was too much in love with the crazy motherfucker to tell him no. Like ever. Oh god, oh god, oh god....

"And... jump!"

Jared better fucking give him the best goddamn blowjob of his LIFE for this!