Tune in tomorrow for a special broadcast of the nationaLJeographic channel's new documentary:
Summer Rituals of the Ape-Man
"It definitely wasn't a man... i don't think it was an ape either"
~Jane Goodall, ape lady extraordinaire
"Shocking, riveting... better than Jurassic Park"
~Richard Preston, author of "Hot Zone"
"Bastard! I hope you get Ebola, Preston!"
~Michael Crichton, author of Jurassic Park and the crappy sequel
"After seeing [Ape-Man], I can only hope that I was wrong about evolution... God help us"
~Charles Darwin, evolution dude