MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

[felixamatrix]

Through inadvertant positive reinforcement, we taught Charlie to burp, fart, and rub his little doggie penis on the carpet when people visit. He also went through my mother's closet, found *his* Christmas presents and unwrapped all of them. Santa was not pleased

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[trinary]

Bordeaux's Butt Cream?

[felixamatrix]

its like an all-purpose lotion that Louisiana people use for all sorts of stuff. I don't know why they call it butt cream though.

[nefri]

my poor kitty is limping . :(

[felixamatrix]

aww? is she hurt or have bites anywhere? my kitty is 14 years old without any physical ailments, but plenty of mental ones.

[cobwebsnstrange]

DON'T YOU DARE LISTEN TO DR. PHIL OR ANN LANDERS. THEY ARE THE LOSERS. WHO MAKES A PROFESSIONAL CAREER OF CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK?

[felixamatrix]

Isn't Ann Landers dead? her "how to be popular book" says you should always wear deoderant and not use really big words if you dont' know what they mean. Dr. Phil thinks he's hot shit. I don't like him much either.