Milk Monologue

[felixamatrix]

I work in a coffee shop, so I have the priviledge of meeting weirdos. These are the words of my new favorite freak. A few are off color, so if you are reading from work, beware!!

Hi.

I would like a Starbucks Chocolate Banana Vivanno milk shake, except no milk please.

I don't like milk.

You can just put the banana and the chocolate in it and maybe

Comments

[touch_forever]

OH MY GOD. That bitch made me so mad...... all I wanted to do was let her know I wasn't putting whey protein in the damn drink.

/sigh

[felixamatrix]

hahahahahaha i'm still laughing!!!!!! you should have put milk in it!!!!