Dresscapades

[felixamatrix]

All the formal dresses in the stores look like ostriches who wish to be disco balls.

My highschool prom is dress is perfect except my boobs won't fit inside of it.

The options are:

A. creative repair of dress
B. breast reduction
C. go to very conservative Virginia Military Institute Ball with boobs out
C: buy ugly dress.

Any ideas?

Comments

[bluespectre]

looks like you're screwed.

[trinary]

Are the two "C" options meant to imply something?

[ansur2]

I laid on the bed and stuffed my boobs inside my old prom dress to go to Forrest's mom's wedding in, because I couldn't afford anything new and shiny.

Yeah, I had the tightest cleavage there, but at least I was in a dress.

Eh. Maybe you can get away with a smart pantsuit. =D