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[felixguru]

My buddy Jason is moving to Hawaii next week and Cantwell had a going bye-bye bash for him last night. By the time Jennifer and I slung up in there, he was already fucked up like a soccer helmet and ready to do jagger-bombs. Needless to say, he was the first to pass out. Thus, we beat him with a bag of non-bleached fine confectioners sugar(much in

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[allroy]

Stop lying. That never happened.

[felixguru]

Actually, I wish I was lying... I don't think I will ever look at gum the same way again. I have hence forth been scarred!