Redneck Retirement Plan

[felixguru]

It seems that every time I go into a convenience store to purchase gas, booze, smokes, or other various and sundry bullshit, I get stuck behind some tool who is spending his entire paycheck on lottery tickets. Needless to say, he wants $10 on this kind, $5 on that kind, etc... totaling up to over $100. I mean CHRIST!! I've spent less time in line

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[hyper_enough]

ironically, alison and i found a spent lottery ticket under the couch in the basement last night when we were dismantling all the useless shit that's collected down there. maybe it was leftover from your escapades at the gas stations of america. the world may never know.

[felixguru]

That, my friend, is a distinct possibility! If it was a winner that I over-looked, it's yours. Kisses to the Trammel crew!