fingered id say a little something to all my lj friends...i hope all your lives are as miserable as mine...die.

I'm selling my 97 saturn sl1 for twenty bucks or a hug and a bj. it runs very well into things and has no leaks after they drain out everything. i checked the blinker fluid last week, seems fine. the kinifler pin has been replaced along with the hydrosalator valve. the mufler bearings seem to be in fair shape, although there is a small crack in the ( Read more... )

So my fucking license is suspended, i paid for the ticket (thanks liz) and the lady told me to mail in my reciept to the dmv and the won't suspend it. i told her today was my dead line, and the mail already came. she said to call the dmv. i got home and called the dmv, i explained y situation to the lady. i told her i have to use my car to work. ( Read more... )

I leaped off the wrecked plane tired and dizzy. My thoughts came into focus as I looked over the wreckage, I will surely die here, and this will be where my life comes to an end. I should have just given up hope right there and burred my face into a shard of twisted metal. Something made me want to live though, even if it would only be for a short ( Read more... )

I tryed to get back into normal high school but mrs blair said i droped out more times than i have credits. when i went to see mrs blair i noticed that there was a new couseler named MISS hatmaker. so i spent the whole time talking to mrs blair with an erection. my first day at pals was pretty boring, see im some kind of ginnie pig for a new ( Read more... )

Jon Riel's journey with jet blue was a rough one, losing cabin pressure and quickly descending into a mountainous region in our own Midwest. There were only two survivors, Jon and his trusty pocket vagina. These are the last journal entries he will ever write ( Read more... )

So I was driving around aimlessly, minding my own business, listening to music. Out of now where comes a giant yellow school bus. I started thinking about the few reasons I liked the summer; the one reason that stuck out in my mind was the lack of school busses on the road. This asshole obviously missed the memo because he was driving around ( Read more... )

My biggest regret is being born fat and ugly with feelings. I would be better off with out feelings; it seems to just piss people off when the fat kid likes them. It’s a horrible thing when you have these feelings and the people you want to share them with don't feel the same way because of aesthetics. I want everyone to know that if there was a ( Read more... )

So after I hit what I thought was a trash barrel, I realized that kids with Down syndrome are not just slow mentally. I also came to the conclusion the it doesn't matter what you smell like it's how good you look rolling in horse shit.life is like when you take a shit, flush the toilet, and try to get one last wipe before it goes down. You never do ( Read more... )

my car shit the bed