Title: "It's A Date" 1/1
Authors: Brenda & Jo (azewewish & idiosyncratic)
Featuring: Orlando Bloom, Karl Urban, Harry Sinclair, Josh Hartnett (Cooper)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Vampires still don't exist. And Orlando's not dating anyone mentioned in this fic.
Summary: Orlando takes Cooper out to dinner, and gains a new friend.
Takes place a few days after The First ( Read more... )

( Monaboyd Drabble )

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Title: Of Elves and Men
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Bard/Legolas
Rating: R
Words: 2,024
Author's Notes: A sequel to The Bowman and The Prince. For stormatdusk and aliensouldream who had asked at one time that there be more Bardolas.

The people of Laketown

Title: The Eyes of Blenheim (1/probably 8 or 9)
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: PG for this chapter, but R later, promise
Words: 2,784 this chapter
Summary: Orlijah meets Downton Abbey
Author's Note: About six weeks ago, moit posted her sadness that Orlijah_Month was no more, suggesting that in its place, there might be a fic exchange at Christmas. While that didn ( Read more... )

Title: Not A Rod Stewart Song ( Read more... )

Title: A Short Rest
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Martin Freeman/Richard Armitage
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,140
Summary: Martin can get no respect.

A Short Rest

Title: Roast Martin
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Freeman/Armitage, (Evans/McKellan implied) and various castmates of The Hobbit (Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, James Nesbitt, Elijah Wood, Ian Holm, Andy Serkis, Aidan Turner, Dean O'Gorman, Graham McTavish, Lee Pace, Adam Brown, Mark Hadlow, Evangeline Lilly, Jed Brophy, Orlando Bloom). References to X-Men: First ( Read more... )

Title: Meta Messages
Author: itstonedme
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Rating: G
Words: 100
Note: A drabble from 2009.

"Can I visit you sometime?"

Title: Going Big
Author: itstonedme
Fandom: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Pairing: OB/Luke Evans
Rating: PG
Words: 1,020
Feedback: Always enjoyed.
Dedication: On the eve of Orlando's official Broadway debut, a tale.

Going Big