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[feloniouscrumb]

I wish my middle name was "Breakfast". That way when someone asks if I want something to eat in the morning I can say "Breakfast is my middle name!" and maybe they'll laugh, and give a little wink, and they'll think it's a joke. But it's fact, and the joke is on you.

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[harpsiccord]

You should so legally change it to breakfast, my wonderful, cool older brother!