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[felsen_undrolle]

i'm starting a new column in the newspaper for the really really absurd shit you can't believe got into the news, or even happened in the first place.

here are a few:

January 25, 2006, Bogota, Colombia - Tragedy struck when a Colombian man accidentally shot his nephew to death while trying to cure his hiccups by pointing a revolver at him to

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Kackstetter Legs

[anonymous]

Read your article was really not impressed, pretty much said everything else everyone every other news agency has said, however you did not even have anything original, if you want to gossip about something you should get your facts straight, this story is blown way out of proportion the cops in this town are ass holes they look for any excuse to make someone's life a little more difficult if you want to know how bad the cops here are come to this town with a license plate lite out and see what happens, they will write you up for totally different charges except that damn lite.

Re: Kackstetter Legs

[carbonized]

Yes, Joe the high school senior didn't do enough investigative reporting into weird human interest stories. Shame on Joe. He's doing exactly what CNN and every other major news organization does and reprinting what the AP and Reuters said.

Sounds like you're not so much wanting him to get his facts straight, but add more facts. How about you change things? Instead of ranting in some obscure livejournal, how about you write an article telling the REAL story and get it published somewhere. First, you might want to become a little more familiar with my dear friend, the period.

Periods look like this. They end sentence. They complete a thought. They are a staple in writing in most languages. The period, your friend, and mine.

Peace,
Sean D.

Re: Kackstetter Legs

[listfuleyes]

Such anger. Isn't it incredible how angry everyone gets?