Hornswaggled

[femakita]

I've been around kinky people too long when I see an article entitled "5 Spanking Alternatives" and it doesn't even occur to me that it might be a parenting article.

I've been around kinky people way too long when I have a friend who also saw the same headline and thought the exact same thing.

Comments

[hitchhiker]

I'm sure we could come up with 5 *real* spanking alternatives between us :)

[fadedpaladin]

*snorts noisily* that's just what I'd needed at this ungodly early hour of the morning. Add another friend to the list of people who misread that...

[ttocs]

Does it mean you've been single way too long if you think masturbation?

[kitsunegeek]

As a parent, and a kinky person, I agree with you.

You say Five spanking alternatives, I think... flogging, caning, maybe a couple o' well placed clamps...

The fact that there are still enough people out there thinking hitting their kids is a good form of discipline, that an article presenting alternatives needs to be written... now that's sick.