i was just reading an article honoring betty friedan's life and death, and right in the middle of the page was an ad for cellulite cream. complete with before and after pictures.

today, my exploits in the world of consumerism gained me: 2 maidenform bras, 2 pairs of undies, 2 pairs of gap jeans, 4 long sleeved old navy t-shirts, 1 hot pink fleece hoodie, 3 pairs of socks, and a purse. i spent less than $75. yay!

how am i not myself? how am i not myself? how am i not myself? how am i not myself? how am i not myself?

how am i not myself?

immediately upon posting the last entry, i did a colorgenics. colorgenics is sickly accurate ( Read more... )

while reading a goddess book jen gave me last christmas, i was suddenly craving to be a student of feminist theology. i googlesearched "masters programs in feminist theology" and discovered New College in san fransisco. they have a masters in women's spirituality, and the college itself just looks like it rocks the world. their undergrad program ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jolene!

1. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Jolene!
2. Jolene has three eyelids.
3. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Jolene.
4. Jolene can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
5. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat ( Read more... )

today i had a bit of a disagreement with my assistant supervisor. it really irks me when i disagree with her, because she's worked where i work for almost exactly the same amount of time and she's advanced within the agency and i haven't. the disagreement was over the movie "walk the line." you see, i took 2 of my kids to see it monday night. i'd ( Read more... )

i had the best new years ever!!! yay!!!

and for those of you who havent' heard yet, i bought that prizm i was looking at, albeit with a $500 trade in and not $1200 cash. oh well. its still good!

1. i found a car! 2002 silver chevy prizm. ranked on the best used cars by consumer reports!

2. found a guy willing to give me $1200 for my jetta (even with needing $600+ in struts and a tire and stuff!)

3. i can't find the title to the jetta. oh no!

I wanna see your pussy ( Read more... )