Comments | femme_letale: I have the right to remain silent.

femme_letale

I have the right to remain silent.

Aug 09, 2004 12:42

My own mother was stalking me yesterday. She left a message on my landline, send me 2 emails, a text message and left a voice message on my mobile. All this happened between 9.30 and 10.30 yesterday night ( Read more... )

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rhodri August 9 2004, 04:51:10 UTC

I'd still keep the whole Turkish lover thing under wraps, Laura. Neil reads this stuff, you know.

femme_letale August 9 2004, 04:52:55 UTC

Did you sort out that Swiss bank account we talked about?

the_heiress August 9 2004, 06:01:19 UTC

Does your mum think Neil is Turkish?

phonemonkey August 11 2004, 02:39:45 UTC

I was once in Brighton with Neil and Laura, and this Iranian hot-dog seller asked Neil where he was from.

"London," said Neil.

"No, no, where are you FROM?" the guy asked.

"Leicester," said Neil.

Was a lovely moment.

neil_scott August 25 2004, 07:52:21 UTC

Hahahaha. That was brilliant.

stanleylieber August 9 2004, 20:12:01 UTC

So asking you to launder some money for me would be out of the question then, right?

Unrelated: I'm thinking about naming my new dog Paloma.