Everywhere I go I'm a motherfucking lobster.

[femmedelanuit]

The first terrible sunburn of the season is made worse by the memory of ALMOST applying sunscreen, and then actively talking myself out of it. A child of Texas should know better than to underestimate that kind of pure solar hostility no matter what the calendar says. Idiot

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[elitea]

you cried at big fish? you fag.
ps- are you sure it's bear it? or bare it? like..bear with me... or what?
there should be a thrid spelling..

[femmedelanuit]

Like behr? or bayer? Unlike the general population I'm pretty confident in my use of homophones.

Speaking of homos, fuck you.

[elitea]

tutt tutt :(
penguin butt?

[femmedelanuit]

Man oh man, Robert, I just saw this comment! I approve, and am a little jealous.