fuck fractions, I always build a tab of dollar-worthy gestures, mainly around 1. Mood ranges from indifferent to nice, genuine but not miserable, upbeat but not phony 2. Brought me the weird sauce I asked for 3. didn't make me wait ten minutes after the plates are gone to get the check 4. speedy return of card 5. quality food 6. didn't charge for extra cup of pure au gratin
then it goes down when those are contradicted, or if they are really obsessive. I can't stand it when they hang around to pick up sugar packets, sweep crumbs and pick at me like a chimp. My messes are the history of my meal, so let me build a story of deliciousness. Also when they swing by to ask me how the food is every time I put some of it in my mouth. Buzz off, Giuseppe!
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1. Mood ranges from indifferent to nice, genuine but not miserable, upbeat but not phony
2. Brought me the weird sauce I asked for
3. didn't make me wait ten minutes after the plates are gone to get the check
4. speedy return of card
5. quality food
6. didn't charge for extra cup of pure au gratin
then it goes down when those are contradicted, or if they are really obsessive. I can't stand it when they hang around to pick up sugar packets, sweep crumbs and pick at me like a chimp. My messes are the history of my meal, so let me build a story of deliciousness. Also when they swing by to ask me how the food is every time I put some of it in my mouth. Buzz off, Giuseppe!
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