i cannot resist to show you the hilarity of "two in the goo, one in the poo." "two in the coot and one in the boot." or best of all....
"GOIN TO TOWN WITH ONE IN THE BROWN."


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so, it's been like two months since i've written in here because i love my xanga so much more. sad. you can read all the fun stuff there. i'm going to abuse this journal by trashing it up with this tacky survey about 2003. enjoy, beasts ( Read more... )

i have my calculus final in four days. holy shit. i'm going to die. OH MY GOD.

ya know, sadly i'm cheating on my livejournal with my xanga. sorry... i hate to break it to you this way. i can't explain why. it's not you, it's me, i promise. if it makes you feel any better, i'm not happy with it for the next 19 days while i still have my free trial of premium xanga... it's not letting me have my pretty colors that i ( Read more... )

all right... so, andy's got porn. hmm. interesting. never would have i ever thought this day would come. but alas... the day has come, and now i fear i shall look outside and see pigs flying, and the latest news flash will scream of hell freezing over. this is truly a strange day ( Read more... )

DAMNIT

wow. holy shit. i really didn't think it was possible. things can get worse though. oh dear god. all i want to do is be happy. i want to be that happy person that i know i'm so capable of being, but something in this world will do just everything in its power to keep me from having that little piece of mind. i don't know what it is ( Read more... )

i really love music. so much ( Read more... )

one thing that i really don't like about myself is that no matter how wonderful things should be in my life i always seem to find something to be dissatisfied about. i really really don't like that. why can't i ever be satisfied? i think there are times when i reach a complacency where things don't bother me, but i never seem to be bowled over ( Read more... )

i took this calculus test on Monday, for which i hardly studied at all... max 1 hour. i hadn't really been flying through the assigned homework problems with considerable ease either. i go to take the test, and look at the problems and think to myself, 'wow... i'm not going to pass this test... even slighty.' it was pretty bad. i realized that ( Read more... )

wow... my world is so crazy right now. there's so much going on, and so much has happened. it's even too complicated to commit here. so...i'll just post this lovely sonnet i just found by George Santayana ( Read more... )