In the dungeon @ work. I'm stuck with a Morman working on his bible study notebook And A babyfaced 20yr old who is twittering so his pastors know what he is up to.
Resist the urge to start rambling about the last time you attended a Beltaine festival and the awesome time it was with people being skyclad and the cool fertility rite you got to be a part of with six beautiful girls....
Last time I was in a situation like that (not at work, thank goodness, a bunch of crazy Unitarians at my place of employment) I started drawing flow charts for how to reprogram the mindset of the entire human race.
Unfortunately, I lack the funds and technology to advance my plans.
I love Mormons....golly...I've slept with alot of those boys over the years...and even one of their girlies! So, if you're forced to choose between them, have sex with the Mormon. They usually give great head. :)
*grins* can't be anymore weird that my boss telling me racist jokes at work. And we get specific training that is supposed acknowledge diversity - lol - especially the managers. I wasn't horrible.. but heh, she's lucky I have a sense of humor and know she wasn't serious.
Comments 5
Reply
Unfortunately, I lack the funds and technology to advance my plans.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment