M is for Marvel
Title: Never Bored
Fandom: Discworld
Pairing: Sally/Angua
Claim: Discworld
Rating: PG
Word count: 200
'The difference between a marvellous and a mundane thing is just how commonplace it has become.'
'I have to disagree. A wonder is a wonder even if you are used to it.'
'Oh? So how come there's nothing distinctly odd about statues walking around town?'
'That's different, if you're talking about the races of gargoyle and golem…'
'Take a gargoyle or a golem to a place where they're not used to such things and you'll hear people proclaim them wonders.'
'Well… yes, but no. You might be right in some cases, but not in all. And if I can believe in wonder as a quality, anyone can.'
'Name one wonder that can't be made mundane through use.'
'Sex.'
'…'
'A person can have sex every day of her life and still not get bored.'
'But there's a great deal of variation in sex. She'd get bored if it was always with the same.'
'Is that how you feel about Carrot and me?'
'No. That's not fair! Look, leave us out of it. Besides, sex is not a wonder as such.'
'Isn't it? Shift closer and let me try to convince you.'
'…You have got to stop winning arguments this way.'
Fandom: Discworld
Pairing: Sally/Angua
Claim: Discworld
Rating: PG
Word count: 200
'The difference between a marvellous and a mundane thing is just how commonplace it has become.'
'I have to disagree. A wonder is a wonder even if you are used to it.'
'Oh? So how come there's nothing distinctly odd about statues walking around town?'
'That's different, if you're talking about the races of gargoyle and golem…'
'Take a gargoyle or a golem to a place where they're not used to such things and you'll hear people proclaim them wonders.'
'Well… yes, but no. You might be right in some cases, but not in all. And if I can believe in wonder as a quality, anyone can.'
'Name one wonder that can't be made mundane through use.'
'Sex.'
'…'
'A person can have sex every day of her life and still not get bored.'
'But there's a great deal of variation in sex. She'd get bored if it was always with the same.'
'Is that how you feel about Carrot and me?'
'No. That's not fair! Look, leave us out of it. Besides, sex is not a wonder as such.'
'Isn't it? Shift closer and let me try to convince you.'
'…You have got to stop winning arguments this way.'