NaiPani Volume 3!!
ANOTHER PRESENT IN THE MAIL YAAAAAY! 
First we have the boys at the end of their gun battle (they used bb guns for target practice~) As you can see, Daiki summarily kicked everyone else's asses. Tuti frightens me. He reminds me of that On pick of Nagayan's where he's about to go down on the gas nozzle.
Daiki suggests a prize for the winner: The person with the highest score gets to shoot the person with the lowest score! Sounds like FUN! Except for Eiji.
Eiji invokes the gekokujou rule--which allows the person with the lowest score to battle it out with the person with the highest score to switch their places. Daiki thinks he doesn't have a chance in hell XD
Eiji gets a little cocky, remembering Daiki has to accept his challenge first, "I'm sorry, I may have spoken a little harshly..."
So like the bitch he is, down on his knees he goes!
And Daiki graciously accepts the challenge.
When will he ever learn? You can see Eiji, the ever gracious winner.
Time to play Shoot The Leader! I love how Wasshi and Tuti are so cool holding the guns with one hand XD
Eiji tells Daiki not to feel too bad about it--they can go and wash away their worries in the onsen now!
*wibble*
Unfortunately, Leader hates hot water 8D How he showers is beyond me, but he very much does not want to get in the hot water XDDDD And so of course that's cue for...
Eiji to splash him XD Daiki whines--"THAT'S HOT!!"
Seriously, he's like, 5.
Tuti with his work of art. I dunno why I capped this--I just think Tuti looks really nice here *____*
I think this is my favorite scene in NaiPani yet XDDDD DAIKI IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.
Since his "4-compartment cup" failed (if you missed it--he made a cup with 4 compartments so you could have 4 different drinks, and only realized after having it pointed out above that the drinks would all spill out XDDDD), he decided it'd be better as a pencil holder.
When asked about the little 2-pronged thingee sticking out of his flower pot, and if it was a snake, Wasshi replies: "It's not a snake. It's a peace sign."
Have I mentioned how cute Daiki and Eiji are??
No words. Just...no words.
Likewise, Tuti is struck dumb with WTF XDDDDD
Apparently a joke was made about Tuti looking like a kappa in the water XD
Eiji's beautiful penmanship. I don't remember "television" containing y's or h's though...
The funniest thing is hearing Daiki PRONOUNCE these words XD (which should read: apple orange strawberry, btw XD) I also admire his attempts at further mangling the spelling in cursive! XD
You see, when he says it with that smile, I find it harder to take him seriously.
"Oh, oh no thank you, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" <--Eiji's translation of "Hottoite kure" which actually means "Leave me alone"
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Oh Wasshi ♥
It was supposed to be "sit down," btw ♥
Apparently Eiji is the only one allowed to "toche" Daiki ♥
The reason Tuti looks so bored here? Because he wrote this in the first 15 seconds or so of the alloted time and had to wait another 45 or so for everyone else to finish their own mangling of the question XDDDDD THIS MAN IS AMAZING.
...E for Effort? XD;;;;
I think Eiji was going more for then Ebonics spelling here.
POOR WASSHI XDDD;;;; This poor poor man XD;;; Though I did love this--they were going over his spellings, and when they got to "for" for 4, Tuti comments in the background: "That 'for' is 'tame ni' (for the sake of), not the number." <--MY 3RD YEARS PROBABLY COULDN'T TELL ME THIS. Tuti's a fucking genius at English! Good God, I seriously want to, like, write him a fanletter in English and see what he understands! WOW *_____*
Oh Daiki ♥ Even your own recording staff couldn't tell wtf you were saying ♥
His face breaks my heart ;_;
Eiji: "You're talking too fast, we can't understand wtf you're saying."
Daiki's smooth response to "things you don't need at an onsen"--"CLOTHES!"
Eiji's response to the same prompt: "TSUCHIYA!"
And props from the wife.
The next segment was, "Weird things foreigners might say at an onsen." Wasshi: "So...what do you wash here?"
Daiki: "DAYUM THIS WATER'S GOOOOOOD!"
Tuti: "Man there are lots of SMAP Leaders around huh!"
Everyone else: *don't get it*
Eiji: "There's no roller coaster!"
Tuti: "It's not an amusement park!!"
Now onto the extras file! An extra quiz question: Name Shakespeare's 4 great tragedies.
sdlfiushdfilshdfsd CUTEST THINKY FACE EVER. I'll let you watch the episode to see who gets it right ^_~
Pooooor Daiki and Wasshi XD Got so many questions wrong all they're left with is one little dish to eat :D
The whiney faces of Leader.
OHSHI-- (I actually wish I'd capped right after this--cause then he turns this look on the camera XD;;; But I didn't wanna SCARE THE SHIT out of you all)
More spousal abuse.
slifulirgfyugkzrgligde Yes and Yes.
Nagayan: "I DO NOT KNOW THIS MAN."
The beautiful Princess Strawberry! (scuse me, Sutoroberii)
HUMP HUMP HUMP Why does everyone have sex or want to have sex with Wasshi's female characters??? Also--DAIKI CARRIES AROUND A CAN OF HELIUM SPRAY THE WHOLE TIME AND SPEAKS IN THIS HIGH-PITCHED VOICE. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
See?? EVERYONE!
And of course this baby's ripping, what do you take me for??
First we have the boys at the end of their gun battle (they used bb guns for target practice~) As you can see, Daiki summarily kicked everyone else's asses. Tuti frightens me. He reminds me of that On pick of Nagayan's where he's about to go down on the gas nozzle.
Daiki suggests a prize for the winner: The person with the highest score gets to shoot the person with the lowest score! Sounds like FUN! Except for Eiji.
Eiji invokes the gekokujou rule--which allows the person with the lowest score to battle it out with the person with the highest score to switch their places. Daiki thinks he doesn't have a chance in hell XD
Eiji gets a little cocky, remembering Daiki has to accept his challenge first, "I'm sorry, I may have spoken a little harshly..."
So like the bitch he is, down on his knees he goes!
And Daiki graciously accepts the challenge.
When will he ever learn? You can see Eiji, the ever gracious winner.
Time to play Shoot The Leader! I love how Wasshi and Tuti are so cool holding the guns with one hand XD
Eiji tells Daiki not to feel too bad about it--they can go and wash away their worries in the onsen now!
*wibble*
Unfortunately, Leader hates hot water 8D How he showers is beyond me, but he very much does not want to get in the hot water XDDDD And so of course that's cue for...
Eiji to splash him XD Daiki whines--"THAT'S HOT!!"
Seriously, he's like, 5.
Tuti with his work of art. I dunno why I capped this--I just think Tuti looks really nice here *____*
I think this is my favorite scene in NaiPani yet XDDDD DAIKI IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.
Since his "4-compartment cup" failed (if you missed it--he made a cup with 4 compartments so you could have 4 different drinks, and only realized after having it pointed out above that the drinks would all spill out XDDDD), he decided it'd be better as a pencil holder.
When asked about the little 2-pronged thingee sticking out of his flower pot, and if it was a snake, Wasshi replies: "It's not a snake. It's a peace sign."
Have I mentioned how cute Daiki and Eiji are??
No words. Just...no words.
Likewise, Tuti is struck dumb with WTF XDDDDD
Apparently a joke was made about Tuti looking like a kappa in the water XD
Eiji's beautiful penmanship. I don't remember "television" containing y's or h's though...
The funniest thing is hearing Daiki PRONOUNCE these words XD (which should read: apple orange strawberry, btw XD) I also admire his attempts at further mangling the spelling in cursive! XD
You see, when he says it with that smile, I find it harder to take him seriously.
"Oh, oh no thank you, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" <--Eiji's translation of "Hottoite kure" which actually means "Leave me alone"
...............................
Oh Wasshi ♥
It was supposed to be "sit down," btw ♥
Apparently Eiji is the only one allowed to "toche" Daiki ♥
The reason Tuti looks so bored here? Because he wrote this in the first 15 seconds or so of the alloted time and had to wait another 45 or so for everyone else to finish their own mangling of the question XDDDDD THIS MAN IS AMAZING.
...E for Effort? XD;;;;
I think Eiji was going more for then Ebonics spelling here.
POOR WASSHI XDDD;;;; This poor poor man XD;;; Though I did love this--they were going over his spellings, and when they got to "for" for 4, Tuti comments in the background: "That 'for' is 'tame ni' (for the sake of), not the number." <--MY 3RD YEARS PROBABLY COULDN'T TELL ME THIS. Tuti's a fucking genius at English! Good God, I seriously want to, like, write him a fanletter in English and see what he understands! WOW *_____*
Oh Daiki ♥ Even your own recording staff couldn't tell wtf you were saying ♥
His face breaks my heart ;_;
Eiji: "You're talking too fast, we can't understand wtf you're saying."
Daiki's smooth response to "things you don't need at an onsen"--"CLOTHES!"
Eiji's response to the same prompt: "TSUCHIYA!"
And props from the wife.
The next segment was, "Weird things foreigners might say at an onsen." Wasshi: "So...what do you wash here?"
Daiki: "DAYUM THIS WATER'S GOOOOOOD!"
Tuti: "Man there are lots of SMAP Leaders around huh!"
Everyone else: *don't get it*
Eiji: "There's no roller coaster!"
Tuti: "It's not an amusement park!!"
Now onto the extras file! An extra quiz question: Name Shakespeare's 4 great tragedies.
sdlfiushdfilshdfsd CUTEST THINKY FACE EVER. I'll let you watch the episode to see who gets it right ^_~
Pooooor Daiki and Wasshi XD Got so many questions wrong all they're left with is one little dish to eat :D
The whiney faces of Leader.
OHSHI-- (I actually wish I'd capped right after this--cause then he turns this look on the camera XD;;; But I didn't wanna SCARE THE SHIT out of you all)
More spousal abuse.
slifulirgfyugkzrgligde Yes and Yes.
Nagayan: "I DO NOT KNOW THIS MAN."
The beautiful Princess Strawberry! (scuse me, Sutoroberii)
HUMP HUMP HUMP Why does everyone have sex or want to have sex with Wasshi's female characters??? Also--DAIKI CARRIES AROUND A CAN OF HELIUM SPRAY THE WHOLE TIME AND SPEAKS IN THIS HIGH-PITCHED VOICE. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
See?? EVERYONE!
And of course this baby's ripping, what do you take me for??