KG fun~
So, I just spent 90 blissful seconds alone with Gaku.
In a bathroom.
With the door closed.
Ok, let's back up first. Today was the KG event with Gaku and Iwashita-san, and it was SO MUCH FUN *____*
hughes_maes and I met up to ride the train to Nakano-sakaue together, and after a little jaunt getting lost trying to find the place, we wound up being the second and third people there, yaaaay!
That meant we got FRONT ROW SEATS BABY :D It was a teeny-tiny place anyways, though, and all the seats were nice, but we still got to be in front :D The seat on the other side of Paula actually never got taken, though, and from time to time Iwashita-san would come and sit down and chat with us while we were watching some movie or something Gaku was showing XDDDD
There were tons of drinks and snacks that the guys passed around, filling up glasses and all, it was actually probably worth more than the 1500yen we paid to go. Iwashita-san brought a tray of goodies around to our side, and tried to tell us what everything was and instead wound up dropping some potato chips on the floor. He then looked at it for a second, shrugged, picked it back up, and popped it into his mouth.
CLASSY.
The first video they played for us was a skit involving...a naked detective trying to solve the murder of Gaku.
Who played the naked detective?
Kuma.
Was he really naked?
YES. BUTT. NAKED. COMPLETELY STRIPPED. The only thing keeping him semi-decent was A CONDOM OVER HIS PENIS (I actually dunno if it was a CONDOM, but it was definitely some tube-like something covering the actual head and shaft. YES)
Now, you may be asking yourself, how did they ACTUALLY GET AWAY with showing this? Well, all body shots of Kuma were shot from strategic camera angles, like...having Kuri on his knees on the ground with his head covering Kuma's crotch (OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE MEN).
Except now and then, whoever was filming, would pan out juuuuuuust a little too wide, which let us see things like Kuma's ASS. And his BARE HIPS. And, oh yes: HIS BIG BUSH OF PUBIC HAIR.
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK, GUYS?! WHAT. THE. FUCK. Kuma is adorable, and quite hot at times as well. BUT MUCH LIKE I'M A LITTLE WEIRDED OUT HAVING SEEN NAGAYAN'S ASS AND PUBES, I AM THE SAME NOW HAVING SEEN HIS XD;;;;;;
But it got better--they even showed his full body in a few shots too, just added a mosaic filter so that all you saw was this mosaic'd white shaft (which makes me think he was probably just wearing a little sock or something on it, GEEZ).
After it was over, half the girls in the room were kind of, "OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOWED THAT DDDDDD:" and the other half (me and Paula included) were, "OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOWED THAT XDDDDDDD"
It was at that point Iwashita-san came up to me and said, "So you think we could show that to your dad in Hollywood?" (re: a convo with him in Gain where I mentioned my dad had been in some movies and he took this to mean he was a Hollywood star XD;;;)
Me: "DDDDDDD: NO. GOD NO."
After that came the time Paula and I had most been dreading, where we all got to have private chat time with Gaku and Iwashita. We found out, here, that they were going to split us up to talk, and the first 15 people would get Gaku, and the last 15 would get Iwashita-san. This chat would last for 90 seconds, and Gaku would chat with us in the toilet (seriously, maybe 3 sq. feet of room--he sat on the closed toilet lid) while people would chat with Iwashita-san behind a little curtain. Very private, VERY INTIMIDATING.
I was kinda glad we got Gaku, because while I love Iwashita-san, I had no idea what we'd talk about. Not that I knew what to say to Gaku either >_> Paula will likely post about what SHE talked about with him, but for me: we spent about 30 of our 90 seconds trying to figure out how long we'd had to bear not seeing one another, o woe!when the last time we'd seen each other (last week, durrr), and then somehow we got to talking about me coming to so much KG stuff XD;;;
I actually tried to explain it (no, I didn't say, "OH LOL NO JUST TRYING TO GET IN WITH YOU IN THE HOPES OF GETTING IN WITH TXN AND PNISH AND ALL 8DDDDD")--that anyone who actually enjoys the small theatre scene would give their right limbs to be able to hang out at events like this with these guys, to have this opportunity to be close and just chat, and I intended to take every opportunity I found to do so, because if I enjoy it and they enjoy it, then everyone wins, right? He seemed to like this, and after much hand holdingshaking, my time was up.
Paula survived her time shortly afterwards, and we spent the rest of the time waiting for them to go through their respective 15 girls by chatting and chowing down on all the food (cause WOW was there a lot of free food and drinks 8DDDD).
Then I heard Iwashita-san come up and call for the next person--#8. #8? That meant he'd already seen numbers 30, 29, 28...all the way down to 9...SHIT. WE WERE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO IWASHITA-SAN TOO. We both kind of moaned and whined, because it'd been embarrassing enough to talk to one of them, we didn't really wanna talk to the other XD;;;;
It wound up not being SO bad, actually. Because we were so near the end, and there were still quite a few people for Gaku to go through, the last few of us got to have a little extra time with Iwashita-san, as after the buzzer went off, he'd usually sit there for another 20-30 seconds and keep the convo going XD
When I went back with him, he commented on what I was wearing (yellow Mizuno Puma shirt) going, "You were wearing one of those last week, too!" (the black one) "You sure must like those...how many do you have?" I told him 2, and that yes, I liked them very much. This led us to talking about Mizuno Puma, and whether or not they were going to release a DVD (YES THEY ARE!!).
After everyone was done, then came the QUESTION CORNER! When we'd walked in, everyone had been given paper and a pencil and asked to write down questions. Mine had actually already been answered ("Are you going to release Mizuno Puma on DVD?") and Paula asked what everyone would be if KG was a family.
Someone else asked what other things KG planned to do in the future, and while they were talking about random things, I popped up with, "Photobook!" which everyone went crazy for XDDDD Gaku especially seemed to like this idea: "You mean like with poses on a bed like this?" at which point he struck this really cutesy pose like he was sprawled out on a bed. He and Iwashita bantered back and forth on this point for a good minute or so, and I felt a little smug XD;;; (GIMME A BREAK, I'M ALLOWED TO FEEL THAT WAY FROM TIME TO TIME).
After the question corner there was a Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament to win more KG stuff--I forget what everyone had, but there was a pic of Iwashita and Gaku, some Nightmare Before Christmas stuff from Kuri (I think?), Tachibana's pants from his high school uniform, and a ring and a hairband from Gaku (the kind used to hold his hair out of his face when he puts on stage makeup).
Then it was time to leave, and everyone got to take pics with the guys before wandering back to their boring everyday life :D I'll post some more pics tomorrow! Hope it wasn't too boring XD
In a bathroom.
With the door closed.
Ok, let's back up first. Today was the KG event with Gaku and Iwashita-san, and it was SO MUCH FUN *____*
hughes_maes and I met up to ride the train to Nakano-sakaue together, and after a little jaunt getting lost trying to find the place, we wound up being the second and third people there, yaaaay!
That meant we got FRONT ROW SEATS BABY :D It was a teeny-tiny place anyways, though, and all the seats were nice, but we still got to be in front :D The seat on the other side of Paula actually never got taken, though, and from time to time Iwashita-san would come and sit down and chat with us while we were watching some movie or something Gaku was showing XDDDD
There were tons of drinks and snacks that the guys passed around, filling up glasses and all, it was actually probably worth more than the 1500yen we paid to go. Iwashita-san brought a tray of goodies around to our side, and tried to tell us what everything was and instead wound up dropping some potato chips on the floor. He then looked at it for a second, shrugged, picked it back up, and popped it into his mouth.
CLASSY.
The first video they played for us was a skit involving...a naked detective trying to solve the murder of Gaku.
Who played the naked detective?
Kuma.
Was he really naked?
YES. BUTT. NAKED. COMPLETELY STRIPPED. The only thing keeping him semi-decent was A CONDOM OVER HIS PENIS (I actually dunno if it was a CONDOM, but it was definitely some tube-like something covering the actual head and shaft. YES)
Now, you may be asking yourself, how did they ACTUALLY GET AWAY with showing this? Well, all body shots of Kuma were shot from strategic camera angles, like...having Kuri on his knees on the ground with his head covering Kuma's crotch (OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE MEN).
Except now and then, whoever was filming, would pan out juuuuuuust a little too wide, which let us see things like Kuma's ASS. And his BARE HIPS. And, oh yes: HIS BIG BUSH OF PUBIC HAIR.
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK, GUYS?! WHAT. THE. FUCK. Kuma is adorable, and quite hot at times as well. BUT MUCH LIKE I'M A LITTLE WEIRDED OUT HAVING SEEN NAGAYAN'S ASS AND PUBES, I AM THE SAME NOW HAVING SEEN HIS XD;;;;;;
But it got better--they even showed his full body in a few shots too, just added a mosaic filter so that all you saw was this mosaic'd white shaft (which makes me think he was probably just wearing a little sock or something on it, GEEZ).
After it was over, half the girls in the room were kind of, "OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOWED THAT DDDDDD:" and the other half (me and Paula included) were, "OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOWED THAT XDDDDDDD"
It was at that point Iwashita-san came up to me and said, "So you think we could show that to your dad in Hollywood?" (re: a convo with him in Gain where I mentioned my dad had been in some movies and he took this to mean he was a Hollywood star XD;;;)
Me: "DDDDDDD: NO. GOD NO."
After that came the time Paula and I had most been dreading, where we all got to have private chat time with Gaku and Iwashita. We found out, here, that they were going to split us up to talk, and the first 15 people would get Gaku, and the last 15 would get Iwashita-san. This chat would last for 90 seconds, and Gaku would chat with us in the toilet (seriously, maybe 3 sq. feet of room--he sat on the closed toilet lid) while people would chat with Iwashita-san behind a little curtain. Very private, VERY INTIMIDATING.
I was kinda glad we got Gaku, because while I love Iwashita-san, I had no idea what we'd talk about. Not that I knew what to say to Gaku either >_> Paula will likely post about what SHE talked about with him, but for me: we spent about 30 of our 90 seconds trying to figure out how long we'd had to bear not seeing one another, o woe!when the last time we'd seen each other (last week, durrr), and then somehow we got to talking about me coming to so much KG stuff XD;;;
I actually tried to explain it (no, I didn't say, "OH LOL NO JUST TRYING TO GET IN WITH YOU IN THE HOPES OF GETTING IN WITH TXN AND PNISH AND ALL 8DDDDD")--that anyone who actually enjoys the small theatre scene would give their right limbs to be able to hang out at events like this with these guys, to have this opportunity to be close and just chat, and I intended to take every opportunity I found to do so, because if I enjoy it and they enjoy it, then everyone wins, right? He seemed to like this, and after much hand holdingshaking, my time was up.
Paula survived her time shortly afterwards, and we spent the rest of the time waiting for them to go through their respective 15 girls by chatting and chowing down on all the food (cause WOW was there a lot of free food and drinks 8DDDD).
Then I heard Iwashita-san come up and call for the next person--#8. #8? That meant he'd already seen numbers 30, 29, 28...all the way down to 9...SHIT. WE WERE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK TO IWASHITA-SAN TOO. We both kind of moaned and whined, because it'd been embarrassing enough to talk to one of them, we didn't really wanna talk to the other XD;;;;
It wound up not being SO bad, actually. Because we were so near the end, and there were still quite a few people for Gaku to go through, the last few of us got to have a little extra time with Iwashita-san, as after the buzzer went off, he'd usually sit there for another 20-30 seconds and keep the convo going XD
When I went back with him, he commented on what I was wearing (yellow Mizuno Puma shirt) going, "You were wearing one of those last week, too!" (the black one) "You sure must like those...how many do you have?" I told him 2, and that yes, I liked them very much. This led us to talking about Mizuno Puma, and whether or not they were going to release a DVD (YES THEY ARE!!).
After everyone was done, then came the QUESTION CORNER! When we'd walked in, everyone had been given paper and a pencil and asked to write down questions. Mine had actually already been answered ("Are you going to release Mizuno Puma on DVD?") and Paula asked what everyone would be if KG was a family.
Someone else asked what other things KG planned to do in the future, and while they were talking about random things, I popped up with, "Photobook!" which everyone went crazy for XDDDD Gaku especially seemed to like this idea: "You mean like with poses on a bed like this?" at which point he struck this really cutesy pose like he was sprawled out on a bed. He and Iwashita bantered back and forth on this point for a good minute or so, and I felt a little smug XD;;; (GIMME A BREAK, I'M ALLOWED TO FEEL THAT WAY FROM TIME TO TIME).
After the question corner there was a Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament to win more KG stuff--I forget what everyone had, but there was a pic of Iwashita and Gaku, some Nightmare Before Christmas stuff from Kuri (I think?), Tachibana's pants from his high school uniform, and a ring and a hairband from Gaku (the kind used to hold his hair out of his face when he puts on stage makeup).
Then it was time to leave, and everyone got to take pics with the guys before wandering back to their boring everyday life :D I'll post some more pics tomorrow! Hope it wasn't too boring XD