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Twitter Twitter you Twot !
For weeks now the media has been bombarding me about Twitter this and Twitter that.
"Oh look Stephen Fry's stuck an a lift and he's such a hoot."
Yeah right !
"Oh look Jonathan Ross is in Sainsbury's."Is he reheeeeaally ! How absolutely FASCINATING !!!! So am I, so what ? - Isn't my license fee paying enough for the twot to twitter from home ( Read more... ) -
Thanks. Thanks for Bollock All !
Garage phoned to say that they are still going to relieve me of my £200, but they'd further inconvenience me by leaving me without a car for the third day.
Arsewits. -
Signs that you're loosing it.
I think I might be loosing it.
I wondered why my mouse wasn't working ..... I have just tried to use a pear that is on my desk.
It was only when the cursor didn't respond that I realised my error.
Time for rest methinks..... -
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn (part Deux)
Six Hours and twenty minutes kip last night ( Read more... ) -
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
Whichever way you cut it, four hours sleep is insufficient to sustain a full day at work, and an evening doing fencing coaching.
Tonight maybe the first sesh where I have a sword in one hand and a black coffee in the other............ -
You wot ?
I are Zombie with a not insignificant headache ( Read more... ) -
Get in there my Son !
I see that Liv Tyler is single again after splitting from and divorcing her husband (whose name temporarily escapes me oh who am I kidding I never knew his name)
I like Liv Tyler.... I've been fiddling with her bust for a couple of years now.....
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A DEFINITION OF DELEGATION
Quoted, as they say, for truth ( Read more... ) -
Oh and another thing....
...before I disappear to try and do some tidying up (I think it might be a minth since I last really tidied ( Read more... ) -
Easy Like Sunday Mooooo-ooooo-oo-oorning
Yawn. Is it 1:30 pm already ( Read more... )
